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Racing Turtles

@zenosanalytic / zenosanalytic.tumblr.com

"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

I wanna say that was Tenet?

holy fuck

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neko-mancy

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

Wait until you nerds discover the emergency siren fan community

This is kinda what it feels like to be an archaeologist trying to identify an artifact. And you bet your ass we’re incredibly grateful for each and every person who makes ridiculously specific websites like this.

Hey I think this is really beautiful because everything you see around you, there is someone fucking delighted and fascinated about it and the world is so loved and full of love and that’s really amazing if you ask me

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reblogged

Given Laios' reaction implying he didn't have a plan when he agreed to turn into a monster, that suggests him adding 'digests desires' to his Coolest Monster OC was not a strategic move. Envisioning him whipping that notebook out after every monster encounter checking to make sure his fursona could still win in a fight and upgrading it if not. At some point in the frenzy between learning about the demon and accepting its offer he scribbled that tidbit into his book just to ensure his creation remained the most OP dungeon monster ever, and that saved the world.

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seekingstars

“I have often noticed that these things, which obsess me, neither bother nor impress other people even slightly. I am horribly apt to approach some innocent at a gathering, and like the ancient mariner, fix him with a wild, glitt’ring eye and say, “Do you know that in the head of the caterpillar of the ordinary goat moth there are two hundred twenty-eight separate muscles?” The poor wretch flees. I am not making chatter; I mean to change his life.” 

Annie Dillard, from Pilgrim At Tinker Creek 

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matzahball

I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since

Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went

How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?

Because when we leave the bananas on the table without the bowl she stares at them with just as much love!!! She ONLY looks at the empty bowl right after we remove the last banana. Then she’s no longer interested

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