Racing Turtles

slug girl

my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart

Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends

you’re right sorry dad for my crimes

This made me laugh cus it’s actually really accurate. Like one time he called me downstairs to see the ‘cutest thing ever’ and it was three slugs of varying sizes eating cat food and he said ‘they are a family!! Just like us!!’

i believe it was @lesbiansforboromir who requested this all those many moons ago. this is one of my favorite bio facts: the matryoshka slug!

slug: hmmm… plant: *chawmp* slug: ah I see. no thank you.

snail in a mech suit how bout that shit

a snail is already a slug in a mech suit

oh god