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liesmyth

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What a funny story...

okay context for the non-italians. long story short: it's pretty much impossible from an engineering perspective. there are very strong and swirly currents that make it not feasible to just build a bridge where the coasts are the closest - it would have to be built in a spot where the distance between the coasts is wider, a little too much for a bridge possibly, but also, like, outside of the cities, which means it would still be quicker for people to step on the ferry than drive all the way to the bridge. the ferry is quick, cheap, also they've introduced sustainable non-polluting boats, so, literally no one in either sicily or calabria wants a useless bridge, even if it could be built safely.

on top of that... it's a seismic area. you really don't want to make engineering experiments there.

governments have tried to figure out a way to build that bridge at least from the 60s, afaik, but engineers have just come to the conclusion that nope.

also: people in sicily and calabria have reason to believe that if a project like that gets given the green light, it will end up fattening the pockets of corrupted politicians and mafia groups.

pretty straightforward right? yeah... NOPE!

the italian right has been waving the proposal of building that bridge for decades. every once in a while, when you think you're free, BAM the right-wing politician genius of the moment comes up with the law proposal to build the bridge. it used to be berlusconi, now berlusconi is dead, recently it's been salvini. they propose to build the bridge, the left says "what the fuck", and the right goes see!! the left doesn't want progress and development for the country!! they want the country to languish and die!!

(in the meanwhile taxpayers' euros go into paying commissions that need to figure out how to build the bridge, ignoring that there's been a billion commissions over almost a century that have all come to the conclusion that nope.)

(also remember what i said about corrupted politicians and mafia groups? well try to guess the reason it's the right-wing parties that keep insisting on building this fucking bridge.)

it's become a total national joke. mention the bridge on the strait to an italian, they'll laugh as they go through the 5 stages of italian political grief.

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sepdet

and here I was thinking it was just Scylla and Charybdis

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Got any fun bits of dragon, serpent, or reptile mythology you'd like to share?

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Have you seen this image before?

You probably have! It’s all over the internet as a vintage illustration of a “tatzelwurm”. Search for tatzelwurm in tumblr and this will be one of the top hits. And everyone knows that a tatzelwurm is a two-legged cat-headed snake, right?

Well, no. This is not a tatzelwurm.

This image, which circulates widely without credit, is in fact the back of the July 4, 1954 issue of Domenica del Corriere, a popular Italian periodical.

And it shows a monster with the head of a cat, body of a snake, and two forelegs attacking livestock in Fiumefreddo, Sicily.

Nowhere is it given a name. And Sicily is quite far away from the tatzelwurm’s habitat in the German Alps. So it’s not a tatzelwurm, it’s a nameless cat-headed two-legged snake monster from Sicily. A serpente gatto, if you will.

Where did it come from? Who knows? For all I know it could have been a practical joke by the newspaper. I do know that the image has spread far and wide through the cryptozoology grapevine. To their credit, some play coy about it (“could this have been a tatzelwurm???”), but online it gets posted as a tatzelwurm.

And tatzelwurms are not necessarily cat-headed snakes either! In fact they’ve historically been conventional dragons. The dispersal of the Fiumefreddo creature, along with the human tendency to put things in easily sortable artificial groups (cat head? two legs? tatzelwurm!) and the cryptozoological imperative to create a world where cat-headed snakes are real, crystallized the cat-headed two-legged snake as the tatzelwurm.

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