Racing Turtles

dont listen to them baby girl you look great

This has made the rounds on tumblr before, but I’m reposting it anyway since I’m the one who made it, and am therefore the rightful inheritor of all that e-clout. 

I got a lot of hate for this one– which is fine, nobody is obligated to like me or anything– but I want to clarify that I do really like indie comics, a lot more than the mainstream crap that comes out in America. I joke because I love. I feel that context was missing on the 

i’m fucking shrieking with laughter. It sounds like his dick is a deranged yard sprinkler or a terrified pigeon turned loose in an apartment.

This clip looks like a major league piss-artist in action. 

If Wikipedia and the few times I’ve seen him on TV are anything to go by, that’s Giles Coren in a nutshell.

…I’m sorry. (Or no, I’m not.) But his dick “rattled on her teeth”? Rattled?

(walking off)(smh) Boy needs to have that looked into.

the notes of this post are absolute comedy gold

Im going to miss the way i used to eat gently and trustingly from the waitstaffs cupped hands.

worst part of original writing is getting hung up on your own lore. i miss fanfiction where i could look it up on a wiki and get five answers and ignore them all to make up my own thing because canon is stupid.

#tbf didn’t op like…create a ludicrous amount of lore when they did write fanfic? (via @mollyhats)

let's not bring the corporate structure of wayne enterprises into this, that's different because reasons

#didn't op also make a spreadsheet of all the things that make bruce wayne sad?#both as a fic and as a reference? (via @lady-of-innisfree)

okay listen,

I believe OP also made screenshots for an article from a pretend wiki for the pretend soap opera channel Bruce Wayne owns, about a character in a pretend soap opera, which detail the plots the character was involved in, and the in-universe controversy surrounding this character’s story arc and statements from the pretend showrunner regarding these events.

that's

that's a normal amount of lore, to have,