Paparazzi
Tattoo!
I feel like Delia would get this tattoo after being on the cover of "Pokémon Pals" to commemorate the moment
I have two pokemon tattoos so far and I'm extremely not done. I really like the idea of getting 6 because then it's a full party, but that means the pressure to choose them right is absolutely crushing
I’ve built up a lot of dumb pokemon headcanons over the years and by golly I’m going to do something with ‘em
I had like a million things I wanted to say here but I’ve been working on this nonstop for like three days, I’m just gonna leave it here
This was way funnier in my head, I am sorry
I thought I remembered pikachu being treated almost as a pest in early pokemon media, but I think this is only true for the one chapter in pokemon adventures when Red catches Pika? anyways heres pestachu
did that note pay for first-class seating
throne
theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.
you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage
I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before
Gamefreak please take a break!