Racing Turtles

Sharing this because I had NO IDEA that this is how they worked… 

I did but it is still super cool to see it close up in such great detail.

There’s something of the obscene about this.

@zahai

what is with popular kids and never returning your fucking pens

Okay so when I was delivering pizzas I developed a system for this because it was a real hassle not getting my pen back on credit card orders.

Keep the cap.

That’s it. It’s that simple. I had this whole thing where I’d covertly pop the cap as I was pulling the pen from my pocket so when I offered it they pulled the pen out from the cap, but that isn’t necessary. The point is just to keep the cap somehow.

Why? Every time I kept the cap, after they were done using it, they would instinctively go to put the cap back on, and the realization that they didn’t have one would break them out of the routine of putting a pen away and remind them that it isn’t their pen. The guy standing there holding a pen cap gets the pen.

Worked every time.

Wish I knew this when I was at elementary school

Hasan Shares His Valentines Day Plans | Marie Kondo Sparks Joy With Hasan Minhaj

This is so relatable and SO heartwarming

Other people who give advice on “downsizing” your lifestyle: “you are a diseased prisoner shackled by your enjoyment of anything and if you don’t throw your collectibles in the garbage you are garbage yourself”

Marie: ”oh you’re happy having 100 more things than you need??? Maybe you should get even more.”

marie: you have literally no option but to pursue things that make you happy, and thus your very large pen collection cannot be considered junk, since it brings you joy

All marie kondo did was inspire me to stop hoarding things out of guilt and thats a fucking godsend

to all of you who reblog that NASA being stupid thing

here ya go