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Racing Turtles

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"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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bauliya

good luck babe still makes me tear up when it comes up on my queue btw so chappell roan can shoot paparazzi as far as I’m concerned

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intactics

its crazy to be alive in a year where my gf can send me billie's Lunch to flirt and I can send her Hot To Go to flirt back so at the end of the day I think it's ok for women to set paparazzi on fire

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They have nine beverages between the two of them

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

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adamsmasher

So was anyone gonna tell me that water isn’t a beverage or was I just stopped to find out in a Tumblr post about thirsty celebrities

Notice that “chiefly in commercial use”? That means this use of “beverage” is industry-specific jargon. You’re totally good calling water a “beverage” colloquially, just don’t do it when you’re a speaker at, like, a restaurateurs’ convention, or something.

Etymologically, it’s just a noun-form of the old french verb for “to drink”, so “a drinkable thing” translated into english(so synonymous to “a drink, some drinks, etc”), and it maintains that usage in common speech to this day.

Source: twitter.com
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Please don’t pay for his music.

This is actually a sensationalist headline. It’s actually to keep paparazzi out of his property and give him some privacy. I don’t really give two shits about him or his music, but it’s shitty everyone is jumpin his ass over misreported bullshit.

Literally from the article:

“After details of his planning application were reported in April, Sheeran took aim at a tabloid newspaper, saying: ‘Your story is b——s, I have done lots of work in the past for Crisis and Shelter and would never build railings outside my home for that reason. The reason was to keep the paps that you employ from being on my doorstep.’”

Just your daily reminder that many journalists lack basic journalistic integrity and value clicks above everything else.

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