The signs as theological approaches to memes
Aries: Meme Atheism (memes are a human creation)
Taurus: Meme Deism (god wrote all the memes at the beginning but no longer intervenes in memes even if they go out of control)
Gemini: Meme Polytheism (every Meme is a God)
Cancer: Meme Monotheism (there is only one god and that God is the Meme God)
Leo: Patron Saint of Memes (memes are miracle performed by a saint granted that power by a God unrelated to memeing)
Virgo: Meme Agnostic (unsure if memes are real)
Libra: Meme Pantheism (Everything is a meme. the entire universe is a big Meme. Nothing exists but memes)
Scorpio: Meme Panentheism (The universe is all a part of a Meme bigger than we're fully capable of being aware of. We are in the stomach of the Big Meme)
Sagittarius: Meme Pluralism/Baha'i (all memes are just different paths to the same meme. Realizing this would bring about world peace)
Capricorn: Esoteric Meme Gnosticism (Only those who dedicate their lives to the study of Memes can come to learn about the true memes and the true nature of Memes)
Aquarius: Meme Quakerism (Memes speak directly to everyone. There are no meme prophets. There is a meme inside all of us)
Pisces: Spiritual But Not Religious (shitposts but doesn't consider that to be participating in Meme culture. Sometimes appropriates memes in disrespectful ways.)