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Racing Turtles

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"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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So “my name is Cow… i lik the bred” seems to be the Hot New Meme, and I like it. Here’s an odd thing about it, though; a lot of the cutsey animal talk I see on the internet (especially birb-speak) sometimes reminds me of Middle English, but “lik the bred” takes it even further and sounds downright Chaucerian, and it isn’t just the rhyme and cadence. Some of the “lik the bred” pastiches I see around don’t really work because they’re in just plain doggo-fran speak (haven’t decided if Doggo-fran and Birb are the same thing or not), but the ones that really hit all the same notes as the original have something going on with the mangled vowels and spelling that’s not the same as the mangling in Doggo and/or Birb. Maybe some time I’ll gather up some examples and look closely at the vowels and spelling and try and sort out precisely what’s up.

my name is Cow i make yu think of likking bred and tayking drink i studdy buks that i have herd so wen yur gon i rite the werd.

now yu may think wen reeding this “yu typ with hoofs, wy dont yu miss?” i ask yu now be pashent, plees i type with tung i lik the kees

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trisshawkeye

Re: the OP - I don’t think Doggo-fran and Birb-speak are the same at all, but it’s tricky to articulate why (probably because I’m not actually a linguist). I think Doggo-fran revolves around intentionally switching out syllables in words (or adding them onto mono-syllabic words) - although actually I’m not sure precisely what @runecestershire is referring to here but the other thing that comes to mind is the ‘bork’ meme speak which revolves mostly around the nonsense sentence structure ‘you are doing me a [verb]’. Both cases seem to me to be a lot more specific in usage than Birb-speak. Birb-speak revolves more around intentionally bad spelling and grammar, often with an overblown sense of urgency to imitate something being typed (and thus spoken) loudly, at high speed and with little accuracy (although there are two slightly different memetic forms of Birb-speak - one originating from the @probirdrights Twitter and the other from the @importantbirds Tumblr and their styles, while similar, are not identical). But the OP is indeed correct that proper-sounding ‘i lik the bred’ poems have a very specific structure and language to them which is distinct again from the other examples.

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false-senpai

I have also noticed this! I thought I was alone in thinking they sounded like middle english!!

A few of the spellings used in the “i lik the bred” poems are almost exactly the same as those in my Chaucer text.

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blueandbluer

I thought this too…

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reblogged

The “Me, an Intellectual” meme is literally just the Joseph Ducreux meme born again 

you: me, an intellectual me, an intellectual: joseph ducreux 👉

I don’t think it’s exactly the same. Part of the Me, an Intellectual meme is trying to word the thing as absurdly overtalked as possible, so it actually skewers the “intellectual” in that it’s obvious they’re just pretentiously using big words for the sake of using big words, not because they really understand how to use them well. Joseph Decreux was 1)only about rap lyrics and 2)trying to rephrase them in what sounded like an appropriately 17-18th century English way.

So, yeah, they’re both jokes about how English speech is marked, but they’re “marking” different things, and while one is a meta joke about how the “intellectual” isn’t what they say they are, the other’s played straight.

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The signs as theological approaches to memes

Aries: Meme Atheism (memes are a human creation)
Taurus: Meme Deism (god wrote all the memes at the beginning but no longer intervenes in memes even if they go out of control)
Gemini: Meme Polytheism (every Meme is a God)
Cancer: Meme Monotheism (there is only one god and that God is the Meme God)
Leo: Patron Saint of Memes (memes are miracle performed by a saint granted that power by a God unrelated to memeing)
Virgo: Meme Agnostic (unsure if memes are real)
Libra: Meme Pantheism (Everything is a meme. the entire universe is a big Meme. Nothing exists but memes)
Scorpio: Meme Panentheism (The universe is all a part of a Meme bigger than we're fully capable of being aware of. We are in the stomach of the Big Meme)
Sagittarius: Meme Pluralism/Baha'i (all memes are just different paths to the same meme. Realizing this would bring about world peace)
Capricorn: Esoteric Meme Gnosticism (Only those who dedicate their lives to the study of Memes can come to learn about the true memes and the true nature of Memes)
Aquarius: Meme Quakerism (Memes speak directly to everyone. There are no meme prophets. There is a meme inside all of us)
Pisces: Spiritual But Not Religious (shitposts but doesn't consider that to be participating in Meme culture. Sometimes appropriates memes in disrespectful ways.)
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