Racing Turtles

holy fuck we're back from Dragoncon and TLT COSPLAYERS REMAIN UNDEFEATED YAAAAAAARGH

without further ado, I present an initial dump of selected photos I took at the official TLT meetup -

Third/Fifth/Eighth House serving absolute cunt:

Cristabel Oct, the Woman that you Are, completely wrecking everyone's day:

Dios Apate, complete with traumatized Ianthe & Harrow:

all the Harrows & Gideons flipping one another off:

Individual mentions go to this INCREDIBLE Matthias Nonius, Ms. Gideon Frizzle, & a self-indulgent nod to the doomed triad:

feat. @eldritchw1tch and @incandescentorrery as two of our Ianthes, me as Cam, @tenebrari as Pal, and @aduck8myshoes as a pitch-perfect Dulcie. if you're also in any of these, definitely let me know (& tag me if you upload them, here or on IG at @feather.break) - I'd love to keep in touch!

I'll be editing and posting more individual images & solo shoots of various friends & co-conspirators for weeks, probably - stay tuned!

Concept: Baba Yaga house walking around on chicken legs, being followed by one of those plastic Fisher-Price play houses on baby chick legs

Excuse my 15min rush art job, but I just HAD to draw this

Still love this concept. Here’s a redraw that was NOT sketched in 15min while waiting in line at the DMV

In the Russian fairytale fantasy film The Last Warrior: Root of Evil (Последний богатырь: Корень зла, 2015) the two cottages have eggs that hatch to reveal their offsprings: little cottages. Do with that information what you want…..

Concept: in a setting where vampires exist and can only be harmed by symbols of faith (crucifixes, etc.), a James Randi-style skeptic/supernatural debunker witnesses his family murdered by vampires, and dedicated his life to hunting down what he believes are a cabal of ordinary serial killers with a blood fetish and some cheap plastic fangs. They die when he shoots them with an ordinary gun, granted holy status by the sheer force of his belief that they are actually just ordinary humans who will die when shot.

The reason the sun burns vampires is that all the plants worship it.

That is the single most insane addition possible and I love it.

you are beautiful. you are the pinnacle of creation. no beast nor god could ever conceive anything more graceful, more majestic, than you. sky fish.

Mirko Hanák (1921 - 1971)

🐱 Maine Coon

📸 SternLook Cattery

🎨 Black Silver Mackerel Tortoiseshell Tabby

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I'm not sure what I expected, but seeing people with those toy horses that are just a horse head on a stick so you can "ride" it doing actual horse show routines, including jumps of a height that actual horses would probably think twice about, was NOT it.

Some of those jumps should be fucking impossible what the fuck

clearly they're riding their hobbyhorses over the jumps

I will have thoughts on the Gender thing later but oh my goddd, Miles' dinner party edging out the Soup Scene for scifi meal disasters. I've had to stop several times out of sheer embarrassment.

#the orb... the proposal... the BUGS

His PARENTS just arrived

Still digesting the enormity of this trainwreck tbh. The ripple effects took a while to fully take hold. Let me see if I can list everything off.

Sound on

yolk inside the egg. racecar noise

are yuo sure about this

i stand by my assessment. its a good post. like a snail

like a snail how

like a snail how exactly

ok i'll bite you. how exactly is it like a snail

eggs car go

Aaugh...... biting you

Another reason I want more Addams Family with the 90s cast is I think it would be so nice to see Morticia uncorseted and aging gracefully. I don't think she'd go full Grandmama but do you really think an Addams is afraid of wrinkles and cellulite?

Look me in the eye and tell me Anjelica Huston doesn't still have it.

Some normie to Morticia: don't do _______, it will give you wrinkles.

Gomez: God, I hope so.

at morticia's 50th birthday party everyone's making Over The Hill jokes with the same envious joy you would celebrate your cousin's hundred million dollar lottery win. the "hill" decorations are various piles of rats, bones, garbage, severed limbs. there's a lot of chains and stolen crucifixes around instead of party streamers. the cake is a graveyard hill and they cut it with a visibly filthy shovel.

'one foot in the grave' gomez tells his wife, actively crying, 'and what a foot!'

morticia has the first slice of cake (it has a little sugar grave on it). when she finishes her delicate spoonful and smiles, the camera zooms in and we see she has spontaneously developed crow's feet. off camera is the sound of her husband really unsubtly orgasming.

after the party they drive off in a hearse with glass bottles of formaldehyde tied to the bumper. it says JUST OLD in the back.

the unsubtle orgasm noises continue.

For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

I didn't know "Tims" was Chilchuck's last name. Thought it was just some shoe based in joke that I didn't understand.

What went through my head every time I read "Chilchuck Tims"

Average Canadian man

Average Canadian lesbian

I still can't get over those public worlds having people playing bouncer. Sagely teaching the next generation the importance of moderation and curating their social experiences n then it's like Noooooooooo not like thaaaaaat

#Not in a way that annoys ME!!!!#all of my objections are 'NOT like THAT'#like this is clearly effective. the load-in regions were full of shrill children.#I have no idea what the areas past the door prefab were like. but presumably children at least aping deeper voices#and like the gatecrashing toddlers ARE a problem#and the previous insular more intimate ways people socialized to keep kids out#were bad for public world type socializing! friends lists and private worlds and stuff#this WAS clearly a good balance between public (daycare) where it's on you to block kids continually#and high-octane interpersonal drama of maintaining private spaces#But I CAN'T with someone CARDING ME in and I cannot stress this enough VIRTUAL REALITY#GET FUCKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY(via@manyblinkinglights)