flippy shot!

MISSION STATUS: SICK

Well fuck you too goat!

Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.

you….. you understand the implications of this, right? the pottery is finally revolting against Link after all these years

And not just any pottery. The oldest piece of Jomon pottery is somewhere around 16,500 years old, making it the earliest example of pottery in Japan and one of the earliest in the entire world.

Link has smashed so many vases that the Elder Pots themselves are coming to kill him.

God bless this video

@sawadoot

Sheikah technology has gone too far.

i imagine this whenever i have to set things on fire to reach a korok

A Korok hero, destined to save Hyrule!

The fact Sidon’s head is like the size of Link’s torso will never stop being funny to me and also the fact that Mipha and Link were childhood friends and she mentioned it was strange to her how quickly he started looking like an adult, which implies to me that Mipha may in fact still have been growing? Like they were the same age, but Zora physical maturation takes longer.

and so I just have this mental image of Mipha also being an 8-foot tall amazonian warrior princess, like, if she’d just been a bit older. Royal Zora get fucking huge apparently, so you can’t pry this from me. imagine Mipha but, like, Urbosa’s size and carrying a trident big enough to spear a dude like a hotdog. 

she big

(sorry i had 2 draw)

I’m fuckin losing it friend

a few more zelda doodlies from my twitter !

This is all I’ve done so far! I cringed at the idea of doing a comparison because my own art looks terrible when compared to the original masterpieces, but since others have done it I figured I may as well.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The most fun part about doing these pieces is that I feel I’m exploring the original painters’ mind a little. And hopefully learning something from them in the process! :P

リトルブレスオブザワイルド by artist K箱 (@kisetsu2010, weibo)

Lol, cute crossover

Link applies for a mortgage

“Your records show you’ve been out of employment for… one hundred years. Is that right?”

“Yes.”

“I see. And what’s your current main source of income?”

“I find some of it under rocks, or when I kill people. But mostly I get it from treasure chests in ancient ruins and dungeons.”

“So you… loot archaeological sites.”

“Well, I mean, technically. But a lot of them were specifically configured in the first place so that only I could get inside. Like, when they were built. So it’s not like I’m… it’s not like anyone else could get that money.”

“I’ll put it down as ‘inheritance’. You don’t have any kind of regular paid employment, though? That’s going to be difficult to get around.”

“Um… I suppose I made a bunch of money the other day selling meat.”

“Meat?”

“Yeah, you know, wolf meat, rhino meat, stuff like that. I turn it into kebabs. They sell pretty well.”

“Ah! OK. I’ll list you as working in the food service industry, that should keep them happy for now. Let’s talk about outgoings. What would you say are your major expenses? Rent, bills?”

“I don’t really have any.”

“But you must spend money, surely. Think back. What was your biggest purchase over the last month? Look, your statement says you spent 1,000 rupees, uh, ‘near Lake Akkala’.”

“Oh yeah! I gave that to a huge woman hiding in a flower so she’d improve my trousers.”

“…”

“I know, it’s a lot, right? But they’re pretty good trousers now, check ‘em out.”

“Uh… and this other purchase here, 1,000 rupees in Rito Village? Was that also…?”

“Oh no, I was just buying a thing for my hair.”

“For your hair.”

“Yeah. Like a little ornament thing. I needed to climb a mountain, and it’s really cold up there.”

“Right. Okay. Let’s… let’s just say ‘miscellaneous expenses’. Now, we should really get you set up with some life insurance. Do you have any ongoing health problems?”

“No.”

“Good! That’s… okay, that’s good. Uh. Injuries. Have you sustained any injuries recently in your, ah, work?”

“Not r… oh, I guess I got killed the other day, yeah.”

“You got killed?”

“Yeah, a big robot shot me off a cliff. It’s fine, though! My dead ex-girlfriend brought me back to life with her magic elephant.”

“I’d like you to leave my office now, please.”

Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.

you….. you understand the implications of this, right? the pottery is finally revolting against Link after all these years

And not just any pottery. The oldest piece of Jomon pottery is somewhere around 16,500 years old, making it the earliest example of pottery in Japan and one of the earliest in the entire world.

Link has smashed so many vases that the Elder Pots themselves are coming to kill him.