Since Thoth uses (in this day and age) an e-scooter, is he the patron of small electrical transportation? Users of said e-bikes, etc. certainly need deity intervention, because they bomb around as madly as skateboards did before them.
Well, I wouldn't like saddling a busy deity with my own ideas. But who knows, he might take the duty on.
...as long as everyone is careful, like him, to obey local laws, be thoughtful about pedestrians, and always wear a helmet. :)
yeah, you definitely want to make a lighthearted remark
I realized the joke after a whole day since I first saw this
I hate to Ammit it, but that’s a good joke
Honestly, I Ma'at be getting a bit too used to these puns.
FIVE YEARS IT TOOK ME
GOD DAMMIT
in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time
nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.
me: oh cool
nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.
me: oh cool
nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.
me: oh... cool?
