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#i'm coming for you life lemons and my reamer is ready – @zenosanalytic on Tumblr
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Racing Turtles

@zenosanalytic / zenosanalytic.tumblr.com

"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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if live gives you lemons, make lemonade! make it for hours on end. refuse to do anything else. violently lash out at loved ones as they desperately try to pry the juicer from your hands. refuse the idea that there are things you could do aside from make lemonade. make lemonade until your fingers are bloody and your face is covered in lemon juice and all you have is piles and piles of limp fruity corpses. at least you could set up a half-decent lemonade stand now.

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