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Racing Turtles

@zenosanalytic / zenosanalytic.tumblr.com

"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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hiveswap

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

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elliot-amy

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

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hiveswap

You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

"But i'm-" there is no identity or state of being that makes you immune to hurting someone. You can be convinced that you are in the right for doing so. You can be convinced that you're defending someone by doing so. You have always got to examine if you're taking pleasure in hurting someone or if you're actually doing something good.

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nirtonic

[Image text: there's actually no political label or identity that absolves you of doing harm.]

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aranock

I would go farther; you will do harm, and it is exceptionally unlikely that you have done none. Sometimes harm is unavoidable. Sometimes you are going to do something thoughtless, or you'll do something that unintentionally hurts someone. Sometimes you are just going to mess up and do the wrong thing on purpose. You have to accept that, and learn to take responsibility instead of deciding you are incapable of it. Thats the only way you grow and do better. There is no essentially good people. Doing the right thing is hard and failure is human.

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hiveswap

You know people like to say that vriska caused every plot development in homestuck in some way but like give terezi some credit she is what lead to davesprite's timeline which also influenced rose to go grimdark eventually and then she made sure the trolls find the beta kids to begin with. Then near the end she instructed john on how to go about the recton.

I'm starting to feel like one of those professionals who don't realise average people have less knowledge about their field than they think they do this can't be that much homestuck speak

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By the way, I barely heard anyone say a thing about this, despite me losing my mind when I saw it- Fucking. Almost Full, Canon Alternia Map-

This was my old projection of the map based on what we could see in Grandpa’s Globe, and I definitely couldn’t tell the top or bottom continents at all. But, it was pretty close! Still some very noticeable differences, and I really hope we get a better image of it, like hhh. I love this!!!!!

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hiveswap

I keep seeing posts about how fandoms are weird and bad and cringe and im like. I sure hope so? do you guys know what a subculture is? especially one made mostly of teens and eccentric adults who dont care what you think

insert that post about how if subcultures were appealing to people outside of them then they would just be culture

also if you’re in a fandom you do not have a moral obligation to reblog posts about how “fandom people are annoying” to prove that you are of the “good kind” because guess what!! Op does not care!! op thinks you are annoying as well. You dont have to prove then othervise. just keep doing your thing.

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