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Figured I should put most of the dramatic Widowmaker illustrations from the last few months together in one place. Happy New Year!

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I love this take on Widow so much.  “Unnerving ghoul” is a good look on her.

concept: the show supernatural but with the mcelroy brothers

Griffin: So Scraps I noticed that the ghost is still sort of… Travis: …? Griffin: It’s. Y'know… Travis: … A ghost? Griffin: … Travis: … Griffin: *sigh* Travvy the fucking ghost is still here. It’s fucking hAUnting our asses right now. It’s - it - it wants my soul, Travvy. It wants my delicious, sUcCuLeNt soul. Travis: I mean I salted and burnt the remains, I don’t - I dunno what to tell you. Griffin: Did you? Travis: Yeah! I– Griffin: You– Travis: I did, I– Griffin: You sure? Because if you did, then the ghost would be - uh, it would be ah-PaSsEd ON, ah-My DuDe, it’d– Justin: Hey Travis. Griffin: – have sloughed off– Travis: *laughing* I salted – Justin: Travis, what if– Griffin: this mortal FuCkInG cOiL– Travis: I did! I salted and I burnt the body, I did. Justin: Travis let me ask you this. Travis: What Justin. Justin: … You used regular salt? Travis: I used regular… ahhh, it was, I mean it’s *technically*– Justin: Travis. Travis: I maaaayyyy have used your Margaritaville margarita salt BUT IT’S Griffin: *bursting into laughter* Justin: You did WHAT Travis: IT’S TECHNICALLY JUST SALT JUSTIN Griffin: HA HA HAAAA!! *clapping* Justin: Why the FUCK would you use– Griffin: Was it fucking JImMy BUFFET’S body you burned?! Like– Travis: Look, I didn’t have any other salt on hand, Justin’s always got it in a cupboard somewhere, I just Justin: Ugh. Travis look, what you’ve done is– Griffin: *gasping* ohhh my Jesus Justin: -it’s unacceptable but I can’t fault you because, yes, you’re right, it is technically– Travis: ThAnK you, – Justin: –I MEAN it’s *technically* just salt but it’s like Travis: Yes! Yes, it is. Justin: Whatever. You salted the remains. You burnt the body. Travis: Yes, THAT I definitely did, that part’s easy. Griffin: *snickering* ’d'you fuckin- you fuckin douse ‘em in some Parrot Bay first? Travis: No, Griffin, I used lighter fluid thank you very much Justin: And we’re sure– we’re SURE there aren’t any other little… bits and pieces of our dearly departed sorta… *hangin out* somewhere? Griffin: Ohhh, I see what you’re sayin, you’re sayin’ we got a - a rogue appendage situation on our hands. Travis: I mean, it *looked* whole when I was, y'know– Griffin: *laughing* When - when you were making it into a corpse-ARITA? Travis: *laughing* A piña corpse-lada! Griffin: Oh, *very* good! Travis: Thank you! Justin: K but like. You don’t know if some creepy motherfucker has a lock of duder’s hair tucked away in his desk drawer, do you. Travis: How would I know that Justin. Justin: You can’t, that’s what I’m saying! We can’t know that, we can’t just go door to door through this entire town asking for locks of hair and fingernails and, and, Griffin: “Excuse me ma'am did you and this, this super-dead phantom boy ever make a wish on one of his sweet, *delicate*, fallen eyelashes? Ma'am I need you to tell me where that eyelash is currently it’s SUPER important and definitely not a fetish of mine.” Travis: Oh maybe we just need to find all the nose pickins he left behind! Griffin: Ew, Travis! Travis: I’m just sayin! Justin: !! …. ………………. …….….. …. unless. Griffin: UNlesss….. Travis: unLESS!

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Something like this seems to happen every time I try playing Hanzo…

@laurathelionqueen IM IN TEARS LOL

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Painted my version of Sombra from the video! She’s such a great character. Hope you enjoyed it! :)

OKAY I’D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOW YUURI IS BREAKDANCING?

okay like, b-boying is a thing in japan, definitely. but it’s not really a sleepy vacation town thing. it’s mostly popular around tokyo. so what i’m thinking… is that yuuri probably learned how to breakdance while he was living in detroit.

(which means phichit probably also knows how to do this. i bet they learned together.)

idk i just thought that was neat, even if it’s not true. then HELLO? YUURI CAN B-BOY WITH THE BEST OF THEM? LOOK AT HIS BALANCE? HE’S DRUNK HOW IS HE DOING THIS? and on that marble tile floor too…. 

There is not a doubt in my mind this lil japanese doof was being driven around detroit and saw people dancing and didn’t instantly fucking demand they stop to watch them and learn from them. 

And he wasn’t good at english, and no one knew japanese, because detroit (Also because fuck the anime universal-language thing, it irks me.) so this little snuffleupagus just walks up and stares, and the group gets a little mad because you know, gawking guy looking at them with the doof face.

So yuuri has to break out his spins and shit and the crew just like “Awww lookit this lil bastard go!”  So they do the whole “We use the language of dance so we won’t beat the shit out of you” montage. 

And then one day someone in the crew is stuck watching figure skating because his mom likes it and it’s the only TV in the house and he see’s Yurri and like “OH DAMN! IT’S LIL’MAC!” so now there’s this break dancing crew in the middle of fucking detroit who are all into watching figure skating now.  

BONUS:

JUST PRESS PLAY AND UNMUTE THIS YOU WILL THANK ME

VICTOR “DRAMA QUEEN” NIKIFOROV WOULD TOTALLY SKATE THIS ROUTINE OKAY.

FUCK ME UP, HOT DAMN

he’s having so much FUN! :DD

Flip Wizard McGoo himself  ♥ ♥

one thing i’d love to see addressed in post-war fics is human environmentalists vs arrogant andalite nature artists. like here’s andalites, deadass convinced they’re the most naturey possible motherfuckers, super in tune with the planet, with grass and water, the planet, whatever. and here’s human environmentalists who are used to ecosystems that contain thousands of different species per square mile. hundreds of thousands! 

i don’t think you need a phd to look at the andalite homeworld, do some rough calculation on how long the andalites have been cultivating their world, and come up with the result that modern andalites are kind of puttering about in the overgardened ruins of what was once a much more healthy and diverse planetary ecosystem. the andalite homeworld is like if you crossed the gardens of versailles with coruscant. they have maybe a dozen species of animals left. they definitely only have helpful, beautiful, or edible plants left. 90% of the planet is rolling grassy plains.

anyway just imagine some smug andalite trying to show off their favorite chunk of the continent, like ‘behold the superior andalite connection with nature!’ and some baffled and kind of horrified pack of biologists looking around like jesus christ is this all the same kind of grass.   

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I don’t really know what I expected but I replaced the Eros piece with Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie and I’m laughing so hard I’m choking because it sort of fits.

I present to you: Yuuri’s Hips Don’t Lie (Ice Edition)

I’ve never seen this show but I’m just gonna assume this is the intended song

tbh???? chickens are the best pets??

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anyway i shouldnt be allowed to read meta cause i just get really emotional about how hard yurio worked to keep this family together happy christmas eve everyone!!

Originally, it seemed almost inconceivable that Victor would return to skating. He’s won so many gold medals they probably have their own room in his apartment, and at (almost) 28, he’s older than most of his competitors. Even after Yurio beat one of his records, Victor seemed proud rather than jealous of his achievement.

As it turned out, the thing that persuaded Victor to return was the same thing that persuaded him to leave in the first place: Yuri Katsuki. After discovering Yuri’s plan to retire after the Grand Prix Final, Victor decided to provoke Yuri’s competitive spirit by returning to skating himself—while also staying on as Yuri’s coach, as promised.

This felt like the ultimate example of how Victor and Yuri feed off each other’s energy, both on and off the ice. Instead of being driven by his own desire to win, Victor’s new goal is to take the world by the throat and yell, “Pay attention to Yuri Katsuki’s awesomeness!” And if that means returning to the competitive circuit when he may be too old to win another gold medal, then so be it.

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