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The sense of doom only dawning on the canine after the Disney princess dress had been pulled over his head, local dog Pickles reportedly looked at his owner Thursday the way a mafia don looks at a once-loyal consigliere who has betrayed him. According to sources, the Welsh corgi’s quiet acceptance of his fate was betrayed by a weary, broken face resembling that of an aging crime lord who has realized the trust he had come to implicitly place in his loyal servant was being paid back with a Machiavellian power move.  Full Story

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okay, this was the comic in question i was talking about earlier.

it was some kind of miracle neither of them accidentally killed themselves or one another during their tenure as neighbors. this came to me in a dream.

this one’s kind of messed up, sorry. it’s goretober, so i’m allowed.

am i physically incapable of making a homestuck comic not featuring the serkets and zahhaks

what’s wrong with me

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