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Godzilla takes a nap in the Colosseum GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE (2024)

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

Ouch!!

Who’s Afraid of Godzilla? by Bob Eggleton, 1998

I really like the concept of kaiju just doing mundane things, not destroying cities or fighting or anything, just hanging around, doing animal things, so here's Godzilla (1998) sunbathing on a couple rooftops

im tired of godzilla being big. we're done with godzilla being big. every movie he gets bigger. he's like the size of a mountain and it's no fun, he's stomping on people like they're ants, who cares. a tornado could do that. he's not a sickass dragon thing anymore, he's just one more natural disaster. the scale's meaningless.

i want small godzilla now. i want a movie that starts off with the scientists studying godzilla getting mixed up with the scientists who are inventing a shrink ray because maybe there was a fire alarm or something and now godzilla is the size of a fucking toddler and no one can contain him anymore because all their kaiju-sized containment devices are completely the wrong scale. i want to see godzilla loose on the town when he's shorter than a fire hydrant and someone could conceivably fit a cute little doggie vest on him. i want to see a destruction scene lovingly rendered with all the chaos and passion and full-throttle destruction of every other movie but what he's trashed is the inside of a walmart. i want to see him get dragged around on the end of a baby leash. i want to see him victoriously scale a playground slide and then scream his tiny godzilla scream like a little dinosaur teakettle.

the time has come for tiny godzilla. i believe this with my entire soul.

Sadako, the Silent Crawler Kaiju

LOVE when people run in front of Godzilla in the direction Godzilla is walking. just go to the left or right you fools!!!

does godzilla hunt humans for food? i’m not up on the godzilla lore but if she does this would single you out and be the Worst move to make

As I understand it, Godzilla might not actually eat/hunt anything as they’re literally nuclear-powered. They just come to large cities to fuck shit up as a metaphor for enviornmental destruction and also sometimes have Giant Monster Fight Club, also as a metaphor for the consequences of The Hubris Of Man.

godzilla comes into the city to critique the architecture in a direct way

Asking for beef

All Monsters Attack is on TV right now and it appears to be a Japanese version of Home Alone were the kid gains the strength to overcome the robbers by thinking about Godzilla. Superior to the American version

Actually, it came out way before Home Alone, so clearly Home Alone is a subpar ripoff, considering they took out the godzillas, which are naturally the best part

I let my Bearded Dragon out of his cage to walk around, and this is what he immediately goes to…

I raised him well.