Racing Turtles

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This is incredibly important. Each of these three issues are almost universal across academic publishing.

These are all companies I work with every day and let me just say, destroy them. Rip their dicks off

if live gives you lemons, make lemonade! make it for hours on end. refuse to do anything else. violently lash out at loved ones as they desperately try to pry the juicer from your hands. refuse the idea that there are things you could do aside from make lemonade. make lemonade until your fingers are bloody and your face is covered in lemon juice and all you have is piles and piles of limp fruity corpses. at least you could set up a half-decent lemonade stand now.