zenosanalytic reblogged
zenosanalytic reblogged
ppl on ds9 angrily blogging about problems with the plumbing, the electricity, that one corridor that’s always full of debris because it’s the first to go whenever the station is attacked. “@staff you can move the fucking space station closer to the wormhole by somehow making it lighter but my bathroom still has a cardassian toilet”
“@staff i just want to be able to use a replicator without it destroying my ability to process language is that so much to ask”
“@staff i just found a pocket of anti-gravity in the habitat ring??? bug or feature?”
“@staff-”
“I AM WORKING ON IT” types Miles O’Brien, his communicator blowing up with notification after notification. so many notifications. Miles O’Brien thought he knew what he was getting into when he joined @staff. Miles O’Brien just wants to sleep. “I LIVE HERE TOO YOU KNOW”
last-snowfall
Sisko assigning the account to that one Vulcan intern, who writes a program that assesses the messages, current repairs status, and fakes replying.
At first everyone breathes a sigh of relief.
Six months later the program has created itself a holographic form and can be found drinking heavily with Vic.
#defectivevorta#last snowfall#Star Trek#Deep Space Nine#Yes#!!!#:]#I particularly like the programs making holoforms idea#wouldn't that be cool?#if all the holodeck#Extras#were really avatars the systems progs made for themselves?#All those AIs coming to watch the humans play with light puppets#Hey The Captain's scheduled a baseball game next week should be fun :]#Not Homestuck#minitagmusings#DS9 Headcanons#appreciative reblogs