Racing Turtles

This is the stupidest bullshit.

For those not willing to read a Politico article it basically just says that Sanders is spending too much time attacking Clinton rather than attacking Trump and hurting the Democrats as a whole as a result. Except all I’ve ever seen from Sanders is either agreement or an adamently refusal to get into petty spats with Clinton, whereas he has explicitly gone after Trump’s xenophobia and awful foreign policy.

Fucking Google Now recommended me this story. I think Google thinks I’m a Trump supporter (because I tend to hate-read articles of him making an ass of himself) and that makes me sad.

Yeah, don’t ever read Politico. One of my favorite political writers, Charlie Pierce, calls it Tiger Beat on the Potomac, which gets about what it is; an uncritical fanmag and proprag for political careerists. Not that Esquire, lad-mag of the professional-set, is a font of journalistic integrity and sobriety itself, or anything |:T

The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)

#this quote gets progressively more interesting all the way until the quote source #it’s just a rollercoaster ride

guys do u realize john is probably going to go around leaving encouraging notes ala dad