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“The entire British museum is an active crime scene” - John Oliver

[image description: two pictures, one above the other. The first image shows a statue originally from the Acropolis in Athens, now in the British Museum. The statue is a column shaped like a woman. It is labelled London. The bottom image is from the Acropolis Museum in Athens, showing the other five matching column/statues, with a space for the missing statue pointedly left open. This picture is shot from above and is labelled Athens.

image in savvysergeant’s reblog: screencap of tags from two people. Feeblekazoo’s tags read: the degree to which the Acropolis museum is designed to shame the British Museum is spectactular. butherlipsarenotmoving’s tags read: the acropolis museum is the most passive aggressive museum i’ve ever been to and i love it

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For those of you who don’t know museum drama, one of the largest and most famous parts of the British Museum’s collection is the so-called Elgin Marbles, which were looted from the Acropolis by Lord Elgin in the 18th Century. (The Acropolis is the hill in Athens, Greece which has some of the most amazing Greek ruins anywhere, the most famous of which is the Parthenon.) Elgin had (or at least claims to have had) permission from the Ottoman Empire to take stuff home with him, but a) this is one empire asking another empire if they can loot stuff from the other empire’s subjugated people, so, not exactly any moral high ground there Elgin, and b) he took a lot more stuff than the Ottomans said he could have.

Greece has been asking for those statues and sculptures to be returned since they won independence in 1832. That’s right, 1832, 190 years ago. The British Museum has had a number of excuses over the years, one of the biggies of the late 20th Century being “we couldn’t possibly give them back because Athens doesn’t have a nice enough museum to display them” and ignoring Greece’s response of “we will BUILD a museum just for them if you will just give us our damn stuff back!“

Finally, Greece said “fuck you” and built a museum at the bottom of the Acropolis called the Acropolis museum. It is huge, it is gorgeous, the collection of objects is amazing and the educational bits (“this is what it is and why it matters”) are really well done. It’s probably one of the best archaeological museums in the world; it definitely is the best collection of ancient Greek artifacts in the world, both for the size of the collection and the way it’s displayed.

Oh. And it is amazingly passive-aggressive. Every single piece of the Elgin Marbles in the British Museum has an empty spot on display waiting for the piece to be returned to Greece. For example, there are a lot of pieces where Elgin took, say, the nicest (or easiest to remove) one of a set. The column/statue in the OP’s image is one of these. Friezes from the roof of the Parthenon are another example. The Acropolis Museum displays each one of these sets with space for the stolen pieces, along with a picture of what the stolen piece looks like and where it is. It is a giant middle finger at the British Museum, disguised as helpful information.

There’s no chance that the British Museum will return any of this in the next generation. It’s not up to the curators at the British Museum; they don’t get any say in this. The board of governors of the British Museum is made up of old posh English people who genuinely believe that the Empire was awesome and England has a perfect right to everything in the British Museum. They have set policies about what can and can’t be removed from the collection, and according to those policies nothing of any historical or monetary value can be given away or sold. And they actively promote the idea that their predecessors had a perfect right to loot the cultural heritage of the world, and that the museum has a perfect right to keep it forever. The only way to get anything out of the British Museum and back to its rightful place would be to completely replace the entire board of the museum with new people who think completely differently. And that’s not happening any time soon, alas.

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gemsofgreece

By the way, the British argument that Greeks wouldn’t know how to care for the antiquities……. Greece has 206 archaeological museums. It’s not only incredibly demeaning as an argument, it’s also straight out false and misleading.

One thing (and with the massive caveat of I don’t disagree with the above in the slightest): the Board of Trustees isn’t like that. They’re not all white, they’re not all rich, and they’re not all English. By and large they’re academics. I was speaking to them the other week with regards to repatriation when I visited and they’re actually very much all for it (bar one or two exceptions…looking at you George) and are working on things. A group of 5 of them I can confirm actively loathe Elgin and the marbles room. The problem lies with the British Museum Act of 1968 (hereafter referred to as BMA68) which was a law created by the government to prevent anything within the BM, which the government owns but wants very little do to with unless you’re trying to repatriate fyi, being removed in the “national interest”. Repatriation is, annoyingly, illegal in the case of the contents of the BM. So the Board have been trying to change this by putting pressure in various areas to get the laws changed, and the government screws them by enforcing term limits for serving on the board and then trying to stack the board in their favour to prevent further action. It’s a game of politics and the government do not want to give up BMA68 at all.

I know we like to categorise everyone we’re up against in the fight for repatriation as “old, white, rich guys” but it’s not helpful when it is decidedly not the case. We need to be mad at the right people and focusing on efforts to change this ridiculous law. At this time, supporting projects like the International Training Partnership, which is the BM’s way of building a network of curators and training them so organisations like the British Government can’t say “hurr durr they can’t look after their artefacts” because actually they can, we trained them ourselves. The network of curators also allows them to build mounting international pressure. It’s not going to happen overnight, but the pressure is building now, I promise you.

“We need to be mad at the right people” is the crux of SO MANY THINGS

Thank you Lottie, as always.

So the problem isn’t even the people who run the museum, who are after all museum people and want museum things to be done well and respectfully, but the government, who want the museum to remind everyone of the time before they made their entire country a laughingstock.

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wales is renaming another national park to a welsh name instead of the english name and again all the english people (including MPs) are like "well nobody here is gonna call it that" as like a smug own and its like..okay? you don't have to? but we will because it's our country you dummy. we aren't forcing you to do anything

I think what really annoys me is that we are simply renaming it only after THE ENGLISH RENAMED IT. and now the torygraph is saying its "cultural marxism" to name it a welsh name - its a welsh mountain range! you guys tried so hard to wipe out our language and still are and you're sooooo mad about a little name change of some mountains. it's the native language, we can call it whatever we damn well please. you can call them the second of the seven shitholes of the world and I don't care, I will call them Bannau Brycheiniog

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Anonymous asked:

English cultural jewelry. National English dress. Traditional English music. Anglo-Saxon runes. Old English manuscripts. Beowulf. Saint Georges Cross. Football. The circus. Cranky old man. Morris dancing. Longboats. Countless books on physics Philosophy mathematics. Victorian era. Gothic churches. Sherlock Holmes. Chimneys/chimney sweeps. Soldiers with funny hats. Cheeky Nandos. More pubs than Ireland. The oldest monarchy. The Foxhunt. Sewing machines. The modern world. The English culture.

Why are you telling me this?

And I was kinda taking it seriously before you said ‘the modern world’.

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Oh, and Sherlock Holmes was invented by a Scot.

Gothic churches originated in France.

Japan has the world’s oldest monarchy.

Fox hunting is disgusting and evil and nothing to be proud of.

‘More pubs than Ireland’…Ireland’s population as of 2016 was 4.773 million. England’s in 2011 was 53.01 million. No fucking shit does it have more pubs. Did you know that America has more bars than the UK?

Me, standing upon the white cliffs of dover as we systematically torch everything in england in the hellfire that is brexit: At least we have the cheeky nandos, that stalwart bastion of superior english culture

That would make a fantastic video

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SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE EUROPEAN UNION WAS FOR YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT?

I am amaze.

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snow-anne

brexiters had no clue, no idea, no fucking plan, the whole thing was an extended racist tantrum and now they’re squinting in the harsh light of consequences and trying to weasel out of them like they do when someone criticises them on twitter

This reminds me of the last Quebec Sovereignty vote, where one of the leave side’s major promises was “tax-free zones” which would be funded by tariff-free trade with Canada. Also, I forget whether they were planning on just pegging their currency to the dollar or actually using it. Which Canada looked at and laughed, because seriously why would you expect huge trade concessions from the people you just fucked?

No see, it’s worse than that. This isn’t “squinting in the harsh light of consequences”; UKIP folks genuinely believe that Britain(really England) is SO IMPORTANT economically that the EU will be FORCED by the ~Invisible Hand~ to grant them these concession if it wants to survive. They genuinely believe that the EU-England relationship was THAT one sided; that they were giving up their “Sovereignty”(and hundreds of billions of Pounds) for essentially nothing, because if they just “played hardball” and “had a good negotiator”(Sound Familiar?), they could get everything EU membership got them without having to join it, or even make concessions to EU rules and regulations. They honestly think the EU, and not just the EU but the European Common Market it was built from, cannot exist without English trade, and so EU leaders will be driven by their own interests to give Britain all the perks of Common Market integration, with none of the obligations. National chauvinism is a helluva drug :|

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celynbrum

Don’t forget the part where China and America would totes be desperate to have preferential trade agreements with the UK, too! Because obviously China is super-interested in trade outside its massive, strictly regulated borders and America is 100% about the UK itself and not its status as the gateway to Europe.

From what I’ve been seeing, there’s really good odds that Europe is actually gonna make this whole exit business as painful and inconvenient as it possibly can as a means to discourage anyone else from pulling this shit. Like literally there are so many countries with their own versions of UKIP kicking off right now, they gotta shut them up somehow, and we in the UK have just wandered up to the sacrificial altar and handed them the knife.

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SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE EUROPEAN UNION WAS FOR YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT?

I am amaze.

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snow-anne

brexiters had no clue, no idea, no fucking plan, the whole thing was an extended racist tantrum and now they’re squinting in the harsh light of consequences and trying to weasel out of them like they do when someone criticises them on twitter

This reminds me of the last Quebec Sovereignty vote, where one of the leave side’s major promises was “tax-free zones” which would be funded by tariff-free trade with Canada. Also, I forget whether they were planning on just pegging their currency to the dollar or actually using it. Which Canada looked at and laughed, because seriously why would you expect huge trade concessions from the people you just fucked?

No see, it’s worse than that. This isn’t “squinting in the harsh light of consequences”; UKIP folks genuinely believe that Britain(really England) is SO IMPORTANT economically that the EU will be FORCED by the ~Invisible Hand~ to grant them these concession if it wants to survive. They genuinely believe that the EU-England relationship was THAT one sided; that they were giving up their “Sovereignty”(and hundreds of billions of Pounds) for essentially nothing, because if they just “played hardball” and “had a good negotiator”(Sound Familiar?), they could get everything EU membership got them without having to join it, or even make concessions to EU rules and regulations. They honestly think the EU, and not just the EU but the European Common Market it was built from, cannot exist without English trade, and so EU leaders will be driven by their own interests to give Britain all the perks of Common Market integration, with none of the obligations. National chauvinism is a helluva drug :|

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4000 years ago, a learned Egyptian scribe penned this advice: ‘Do not be proud because you are wise! Consult with the ignorant as with the learned! Perfect speech is more hidden than malachite, yet it is found with the maidservants at the millstones’. While wisdom may be found in unexpected places, unfortunately ignorance may be also. I was disappointed last week when the BBC and the Guardian published articles that inaccurately dismissed hieroglyphs as a more primitive form of writing than emojis.

An excellent write up on how Media and Academics alike are inherently snobbish and dismissive of an entire language, purely because it isn’t written in a form that is immediately understandable. As the author says:

“In the 21st century, I’d hope we can begin to move beyond the colonialist attitudes and Orientalism that have often dismissed ancient Egypt and other cultures as primitive and inferior to Classical civilisations. However, even when Egypt’s achievements have been admired, some scholars have tried to whitewash its people and culture, for example arguing that Egyptian civilisation could only have been founded by invaders from Mesopotamia (read Europeans). It’s about time that we gave the ancient Egyptians credit for their achievements and learned a bit more about them–in their own words.”

The Ancient Egyptians were every bit the philosophical and poetic civilisation as their counterparts, and it’s time this was recognised.

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