A new Elden Ring Art Deco Travel Poster!! Come visit the Gravesite Plain - follow in the footsteps of Miquella...

You can buy prints of all of these beauties here!

whoops, wrong spouse

I had not read this interview, this is very entertaining to think about.

Imagine GRRM handing them a lower fantasy political drama, where all the demigods are human and have normal human problems, and then a few years later he finds that one of his guys is now a giant snake.

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Most-popular canon Elden Ring endings:

* Marry god's oldest daughter Ranni (♥️)

* "Marry" god's youngest daughter Melina (♠️) (she will kill you)

Most popular non-canon Elden Ring ending:

* Marry god's oldest son Morgott (♥️)

An troublingly-asymmetrical situation, as you can see. However, my studies have led me to a solution - a means of restoring balance. Permit me to show you.

I gave Miquella a gun

They are making my idea into DLC. It's called "Shadow of the Erdtree".

After much introspection and soul searching I've turned over a new leaf and have decided to continue making poison swamps 😌

The Cursed Children

so like. snakes don't actually have long tails- their tails are infact pretty short- and basically all of their length comes from just having a very long torso.

so as far as "accurate" anthro snakes go.

by roksolyana_hilevych

So I have this person. We never spoke. We don't know eachother.

But any day I play Elden Ring in the evening, it doesn't matter if I'm dueling or cooping or invading, I have like a 20% chance of stumbling into him.

When I'm dueling it's ALWAYS very close. I think I'm slightly better but sometimes he wins.

When I'm cooping and he invades, he makes all the smart plays. Which is mostly "don't fight huggingtentacles kill the host as fast as possible". You know. It's a smart play.

And when I'm invading it's always a breeze to co-invade with him. He never hits me unnecessarily. He always pays attention when I'm in trouble. He takes aggro really well and most importantly he knows that when fighting 2v2 you have to be sandwiching the host and the phantom and not be on the same side. Good co-invader.

We have a bit of a rivalry going on? Whenever we fight eachother it's always the most tryhard shit that you'll ever see. The kind of shit that makes Redditors disconnect in tears. All is fair game when we fight because god damn I if one of us loses the winner gets to do the "Bravo" gesture which might be genuine expression of being impressed but it's probably sarcastic.

It's always very hype to see him. I get very fired up. No matter how shitty my day is he always lights me up and forces me to play full force.

I hope he's doing alright.

This is How you Lose the Time War u_u

Oh I just realized I never got around to posting this video a fellow cosplayer took of me at Fanimecon, I really love how it shows off how my arms move that static pictures don't fully capture! While this costume isn't technically finished yet, it was so much fun to wear this to the Soulsborne gathering and I can't wait to finish all the things I want to! (Most namely doing the underside of the hat the proper snowflake texture :3cccc )

I really love those headcanons of "Elden Ring and Soulsborne characters react to you coming out" babe they wouldn't give a fuck they give a lil monologue or grunt before rocking your shit until you dissolve into the air

HEADCANON: Coming out as trans to the Elden Ring characters

Ranni the Witch

Starscourge Radahn

Morgott

Modern Casual Ranni

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