When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house

I did this instead of homework.

Please don’t pay for his music.

This is actually a sensationalist headline. It’s actually to keep paparazzi out of his property and give him some privacy. I don’t really give two shits about him or his music, but it’s shitty everyone is jumpin his ass over misreported bullshit.

Literally from the article:

“After details of his planning application were reported in April, Sheeran took aim at a tabloid newspaper, saying: ‘Your story is b——s, I have done lots of work in the past for Crisis and Shelter and would never build railings outside my home for that reason. The reason was to keep the paps that you employ from being on my doorstep.’”

Just your daily reminder that many journalists lack basic journalistic integrity and value clicks above everything else.