An 18th century CE ivory dildo complete with contrivance for simulating ejaculation and its own discreet cloth bag. The didlo was hidden in the seat of a Louis XV armchair found in a convent near Paris. Now housed at the Science Museum in London
FOUND IN A CONVENT
When do you think cavemen figured out that you need a flared base for safe anal insertion? Can you imagine being the very first person to have that problem???
"What happen?"
"Thag fall on it 😶"
Someone has been using a drone to affix dildos to various Moore & south OKC landmarks.
there’s a convergent evolution between bad dragon dildos and Masculine Products for Men (this website sells old-timey shaving equipment) where the copy for both of them reads like austin powers saying “do i make you horny, baby”
