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Racing Turtles

@zenosanalytic / zenosanalytic.tumblr.com

"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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My sort of maybe embarrassing “late to the game” thing I’m learning now is how to tell if oil has gone bad.

I feel like most other foods have obvious visual tells like mold or they end up smelling foul and obviously bad. But I was googling about oil and the internet says “if it smells like crayons, it’s bad” which would not have been my first guess. And I tested it out on my somewhat old sesame oil and was like “by god, I would describe this as smelling like crayons”

Anyway protip if your old oil smells kinda like crayons it’s probably no good 🖍️

IF YOUR

MASCARA

SMELLS LIKE

crayons

DO NOT EAT IT

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teaboot

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Massage oils and oil-based lubricants, too!!!

Also cooking oil!

Spoilt oil products VERY OFTEN lose their normal odour and smell of crayons!

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why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.

Metal elitists probably are, the rest of us think this is funny as hell. Also fuck yeah to making corpse paint easier to get and for relatively cheap

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lynati

Rare is it that I feel "WTF?!" and "I LOVE IT" in such an equal measure. ....Wait. Is this real? I thought it was a gag but how you're talking about it sounds like it is real and OMFG IT'S REAL?!! https://www.elfcosmetics.com/elf-x-liquid-death-corpse-paint-vault/81576G.html

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