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"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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" ‘My apologies, upon closer inspection it turns out that you are not the person I was hired to kill.’ AU " Dave/Terezi?

You blink up at the small, spikily grinning laughsassin, who has just broken into your bedroom, pinned you to the floor, licked your neck, and then sworn colorfully and apologized for trying to murder you by accident.

“No, it’s totally chill, assassins come somersaulting through my window all the time; they can’t help it; basically everybody wants a piece of this.”

“A noble burden,” she agrees, blind eyes wide with faux sincerity, sharp-toothed grin gone brilliant and full of laughter as she beams down at you. “I for one, particularly admire your… sword.”

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i love daverezi more than most ships but lbr part of what i like about it is the inevitable conflict of the fact that terezi is a genuinely terrifying person who has murdered hundreds of people and dave is an avoidant teen human boy who is only capable of processing that as like “ha ha wow that’s pretty fucked up tz so anyway i made another comic about us”

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