zenosanalytic reblogged
zenosanalytic reblogged
craigslist personal: "it takes 10,000 hours to build mastery of a craft. I have chosen giving head. Will give mediocre head without expectation of reciprocation. I am on the path to greatness"
my """friends""": there is such a thing as too much candor
numbers that malcolm gladwell made up shrivel my dick. Almost rather get sucked off by an astrologian
You gotta understand: sometimes it's worth saying false things if it is funny
Yeah, sorry, first Reggie. This is funny.
zenosanalytic reblogged
Stop talking about Nancy Reagan blowjobs. Stop talking about Queen Elizabeth blowjobs. PLEASE have more respect for blowjobs. Blowjobs take honest work which a queen would never do, don’t forget it
This is Anne Boleyn Erasure u_u