once again thinking about how betazoid women get hornier with age and vulcan men experience more and more severe pon farr symptoms with age and how great (and lowkey kinda funny) it would be for a ship to have an older middle aged vulcan-betazoid couple on the crew who are so obviously in love and who clearly desire each other carnally at all times like gomez and morticia addams. you can't go anywhere in your off hours without them SOMEHOW being there making eyes at each other. at least once a week they go through this picking-someone-up-at-the-bar pantomime in the mess hall where they pretend not to know each other. they're definitely flirting telepathically with each other in every senior officers' meeting. everyone on the crew is used to this, but sometimes they do bewilder the heck out of people who are just visiting the ship.