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Does everyone know there is now a mod that exists solely to give Gale hayfever?
Because there is now a mod that exists solely to give Gale hayfever.
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an old karlach i never got to finish
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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.
But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.
And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.
And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.
and then you get to the hospital and the doctors try to kill you
So I've been running down a dream(whatever would come to me u_u You know how it is u_u u_u), and it's led me to A Blogspot which PCGAMER Claims is Kui Ryoko's, and in it there is, If You CAAAAN Believe it, Baldur's Gate I&II Character Portraits :D :D :D
I got on this by stumbling on a reddit post from 5 years ago, so this is OLD news, but figured I'd share it for the sake of those(like me 20 minutes ago) who Were Not Aware uwu uwu
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humble bundle has a deal right now on a bundle of classic RPGs and also one that came out last year--for $1 you get Icewind Dale and Planescape: Torment, for $10 you also get Neverwinter Nights and four Baldur's Gate games, and for $20 you also get Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous which came out in 2021. if you use my affiliate link and end up buying the bundle i get a cut if you wanna help me out while buying yourself some games
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found my new favorite d&d character background
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i cant stand looking at the two leads for more than 2 seconds without devolving into a bloodthirsty ghoul
That’s cool; not everybody has to like everything.
The idea of the mere image of Chidi Anagoyne reducing ppl to corpse-feasting is pretty funny tho owo
(also a WAY more dangerous version of Aec’Letec’s special ability in Baldur’s Gate u_u)
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the established timeline of murder on the rockport limited is like super fucked up and really funny
here it is, essentially:
the boys are woken up at 3am
they leave, at the most, 15 minutes later
they crash into the swamp a few minutes later
they fight some leeches, which takes about 3 minutes
they walk in the woods to get to rockport
they arrive at rockport at 9:30am
That’s just a function of how traveling between map-zones works on Faerun. As anyone who has ever played Baldur’s Gate knows, the minimum travel-time between two zone -even if they’re literally right next to each other- is 1 hour, and it’s not unheard of for bordering zones to take up to 15 hours to travel between(the Nashkel Carnival may be an exception to this, I forget). In that context it taking roughly 6 hours to travel to Rockport from a swamp which borders it is about average u_u (this is a goof, jtbc)
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Oh! A little factoid I’d been holding onto cause I thought it would be apropos for today.
I’m sure that any of you who follow game news have heard about Beamdog’s new midquel to the Baldur’s Gate series; the Siege of Dragonspear. It drew a lot of(I feel) undeserved heat from the Typical Crowd on release for... daring to make current in-culture jokes and... not having everyone be straight. For that temerity it got review bombed basically everywhere by people who never played the game and lack even the most basic sense of integrity. It’s a totally fine game. I mean, it has it’s problems like any game does, but if you’ve ever played an RPG they’re problems you’re well-accustomed to, like people you’ve met literally two days ago wanting to start a serious relationship, or fetch items being in inexplicable places that a player could never possibly guess, or interesting characters and concepts not being used to their fullest potential, or the reuse of generic art resources in situations(like with party members) that really call for new and unique art of their own.
But anyway! My point isn’t to bellyache about the disingenuous bellyaching of others u_u My point is that, when you start the game, there’s a little bridge sequence that connects the end of Baldur’s Gate to the new situation intro’d by Dragonspear, and it involves, in storied D&D fashion, you raiding a tomb filled with ne’re-do-wells(though one last aside; you can talk most of them into surrendering, and you still get all their gear and the xp from killing them, which I loved. DO THIS MORE RPG DESIGNERS!!!). And in this tomb, there is a secret door, locked by a cunningly obvious puzzle(as one does u_u). And if you unlock this door, you will find a room. And in this room, you will find a journal detailing the villain’s research of a temple dedicated to the ancient, dead Murder-God responsible for the whole entire rigamarole you, as the Protagonist, find yourself constantly having to deal with, over and over again, throughout the Baldur’s Gate series. And in this journal are listed this dead God’s Holy Numbers. And what are these numbers, Dear Readers?
4,1,3
owo
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SKYRIM HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON
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Minecraft and Milk. This ends wrongly on so many levels.
Skyrim and DBZ: Battle of the Gods? :x
tedizleader
Marvel vs Capcom and old Goofy cartoons? dude that’s fucking awesome…
Fantasy Life and Book of Life? Um…not sure how this works
ovarianeruption
The Blind Side & Super Smash Bros. ?
Football, discrimination, and beating up people,
sounds about right
garnetarmstrong
Animal Crossing and Big Hero 6
uhh…
Titanfall and the End of Evangelion. Alright.
Guardians of the Galaxy and Megaman
Fuck yeah
kotetsus-riolu
Big hero Pokemon!
ohiioii2onfiire
Halo 4 and Book of Life?
Howl’s Moving Freedom Wars
knight—of—mind
Minecraft and the hunchback of notre dame?
skyjelly
Skyrim and Up
Earthbound and How to Train You Dragon 2
YES
The Princess Diaries 2 and Flight Rising….
housefreewill
Bioshock Infinite and We’re The Millers omg
lyragoblin
Skyrim/Book of Life???? heck yeah
Baldur's Gate and Django Unchained :|