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guys I found a photo of the eclipse from the bass pro shop pyramid

This is proof ancient aliens built the bass pro shop pyramid

How would the ancient bass pro shop people know to line it up like this?

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My archeology class has really given me a renewed and visceral hatred of ancient aliens shitheads literally the laziest and most incurious and thoroughly racist pseudoscience in existence

Archeologists: the sarcophagus lid of Pakal the Great depicts the moment of his transformation from a living lord to a sacred ancestor, literally poised between life and death along the axis of the World Tree as he descends into the underworld. It's a beautiful and stunning piece of art providing an unparalleled glimpse of Maya cosmology.

Literally the stupidest person alive: it spaceship

a lot has been said about how ancient aliens stuff is racist, and that is true, but i think it's important that we remember ancient aliens stuff is also extremely extremely stupid. like yes if someone is into that stuff they're probably a racist, but they're definitely a moron.

Ancient aliens came to earth and they called your people the n word

extremely funny to watch both the most uwu ~valid~ softlords and the most tryhard edgy racists get extremely buttmad at me for accurately pointing out that if you think little green men made the pyramids you're a massive cretin

this, of course, reveals that these are both ultimately the same type of person just with different aesthetics (that type of person being "fictionbrained morons")