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cryptotheism

The onion buying Infowars is the best possible scenario. They actually understand how to report on alex, and they'll know what to do with his assets.

And remember: Alex does not get a dime from the sale. Everything goes to paying the Sandy Hook victim families.

Knowing Alex, he wants to stay in the studio with the cameras rolling while the cops come to evict him. He wants a big dramatic escalation as the deep state hoists him out of the chair.

He fact that it's the onion will take quite a bit of the wind out of those sails lol.

Also, please understand that this was Alex's last real hope for Infowars. He's not gonna go away permanently. He has plenty of connections and the right wing is always flush with money. But this is a permenant blow to Alex's status and wealth.

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cryptotheism

If you want to know how Alex Jones is doing, he's spent the last few days getting into screaming matches with his court appointed financial restructuring officer over the phone, and then playing the phone calls on air. (this is the second officer, he fired the first one.)

That and literally begging his audience not to commit any hate crimes in the wake of the trump trial.

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cryptotheism

on the Quizzardry stream the other day you mentioned that rich people are extremely susceptible to being tricked by wizards, and i can't stop thinking about flipping that on its head and treating "professionally tricks rich people" as a (somewhat flippant) definition of 'wizard'.

am i a wizard if i scam a modern-day VC techbro into throwing money at my shiny bullshit project?

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No. However if you sold that guy healing supplements you are doing fundamentally the same thing that some magicians in ancient Greece were doing.

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Alex Jones, with 100% seriousness, considers himself a prophet. He believes magic is real, and an active threat to his political goals.

He believes himself to have a a special connection with god, and has attempted to invoke the angelic hordes through the power of prayer multiple times during his career.

He actually fits this flippant definition of wizard better than most.

Yeah. We laugh and joke about wizards here on tumblr dot com, but it's important to recognize that people who genuinely believe they are magic --who genuinely believe god talks directly to them, genuinely believe their own thoughts are god's thoughts, genuinely believe they can read other people's minds, genuinely believe they can make things happen in the world just by willing them to happen, genuinely believe they are the main characters of existence and that everyone else are various gradations of fake-people less human than themselves-- exist, and many of them are out there dedicating their lives to making existence measurably worse for the rest of us.

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isitcorrect

Something unremittingly bleak about a goddamn country starting "crisis actor" conspiracy theories to deny their crimes. A term invented to deny the deaths of children at Sandy Hook in 2012 is now used to deny the deaths of children in Gaza in 2023.

As the community note says, this isn't a crisis actor. This is a guy who posts on Instagram. A influencer who posts videos online of breaking events...is seen at a lot of breaking events. To Israel, this is a sign of a conspiracy. In fact, some of those images aren't even him, or aren't even related to Palestine at all; one image included in other posts targeting Saleh Aljafarawi is a Halloween costume from Thailand. That article says "pro-Israeli accounts" tweeted this, but it's the literal, official Twitter account of Israel posting this shit, next to their comedy sketches that somehow make trans people the punchline bc fascists only have one joke the whole world wide I guess

Like. It's not new for a government to deny the reality of its atrocities. It is new for that government to outright use a conspiracy theory term devised by Alex fucking Jones, or to, when called on doing so, defend it as a "meme" (also bizarre to see hardcore Zionists use a term crafted for especially antisemitic conspiracy theories). Everything rancid about the world in 2023 congealed into a single tweet, right here

While the term "crisis actor" became popular in the US, it needs to be understood that Israel's been claiming Palestinians "fake", "make up", or "exaggerate" deaths and injuries resulting from Israeli violence for decades(sometimes, even, that they do the attacks THEMSELVES to frame Israel); That, like pretty much ALL political movements these days, Israel's Conservatives are connected and in communication with fellow-travelers(meaning: "others who think like them", i.e., "other conservatives") in other countries; and that they are not unique in doing this. Oppressive governments have USUALLY, throughout history, denied the suffering of those they oppress(see: the Armenian Genocide).

That's all just to say that it's very unlikely Jones came up with the idea of "Crisis Actors" all on his own, even IF he's the one who coined/popularized the term. To be clear I'm NOT saying Israel "taught him" this or "is responsible" for HIS arguments in any sense, but I would not be surprised if he was somehow inspired by this sort of historical propaganda, or even by anti-palestinian propaganda in this vein he'd come across in his life.

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cryptotheism
Anonymous asked:

Is InfoWars not implicated in Alex Jones's legal cases? How does it still have money to pay anyone?

The financial relationship between Alex Jones and Infowars LLC has been a matter of mystery and speculation for literally decades. It is one of the few things that Alex absolutely does not talk about.

The only peek we've been given into his financials was recently, during the sandy hook case, when Alex's lawyer accidentally leaked several years of Alex's phone records to the other side.

Even this glimpse has revealed a labyrinth of shell corporations, subdivisions, and holding accounts so complex that the lawyers are moving to hand Alex's bankruptcy case to an IRS forensics and fraud specialist. (If I recall correctly, that information could easily be outdated by now.)

The point of this is that we actually don't have a good estimate for how much money Infowars makes, or where it's money even comes from.

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For anyone not keeping up on the details, there’s a cap on punitive damages in Texas at $750,000, which his lawyer tried to argue should be applied, and the judge said NOPE.

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unlike in texas the damages are uncapped due to his having profited from the defamation in question

i am not a lawyer and i could be wrong but my understanding is that in connecticut the jury only decides compensatory damages and the judge determines punitive damages by calculating attorney's fees after the fact

after all is said and done he will likely be well above a billion

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unpretty

i finally read elizabeth williamson's book about sandy hook and the description of alex jones' house that his ex-wife got in the divorce is. i'm still thinking about it.

my mistake, i was thinking of the description of the pool house, as distinct from the entire rest of the compound

Kelly met me at the front gate, a heavy mechanized metal apparatus. Stepping inside the compound, I saw a life-sized baby elephant statue over her shoulder. Kelly had decorated the grounds with her collection of antique carousel creatures and ancient-looking statuary, adding to the looking-glass aura of the place

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We stood across from the pool, a lagoon-like sprawl of boulders and palm trees larger than most resorts', its multiple fountains hissing. A tile-roofed barbecue pavilion jutted into the water. A two-tier stone fireplace surround, all carved lions and laurel wreaths, was parked on the main pool deck as if just delivered, its poorly supported mass enough to crush multiple people if it fell.
We entered the pool house, a villa with a black carousel dragon standing guard. The decor seemed a mash-up of Tuscan and British colonial, with heavy gilt mirrors, dripping chandeliers, and a fireplace with a portrait of a tiger on its mantel. Kelly's imposing teak desk was adorned with carved elephant heads, flanked by more prancing carousel horses. The place looked unlived-in: dead gnats dusted the sink in the wet bar, and a smoke alarm with a dying battery chirped while we spoke.

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Kelly filed for divorce in 2013. Kelly, Alex, David Jones, the supplements broker Anthony Gucciardi, the Infowars bookkeeper, and several other people testified in closed proceedings about the business, which was reaping $20 million in annual revenue by then. The couple fought over who was responsible for that success and what Kelly's role had been.
Kelly's lawyers quizzed Jones under oath about the $317,000 he'd spent since they separated, buying four Rolexes in a single day, jewelry for his new girlfriend (soon to be his wife), $40,000 on exotic fish and a saltwater tank, thousands on steakhouse dinners and parties in his expensive Austin penthouse rental.
Jones and his lawyers in turn accused Kelly of wasting money on the pool complex, which had cost more than $500,000.

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Kelly received a settlement worth several million dollars, their main residence, and most of its contents. She got three of the family's four dogs; Alex refused to relinquish Captain Fantastic, the French bulldog. Jones got the lake house and its collection of toys--including a boat, a four-wheeler, and Jet Skis--and another property. He kept his $70,000 collection of firearms and from the family's home retrieved a rug, a couple of tables, and a sterling silver cutlery service for twelve, according to court records.

(from Sandy Hook: An American Tragedy and the Battle for Truth by Elizabeth Williamson)

... and actually just because i can't help it, here's a bit from near the end about Lenny Pozner, who lost his son Noah and founded the HONR Network to help combat online disinformation about tragedies

In late 2021, Lenny bought a house, the first house he has owned since the one in Sandy Hook.
Lenny had lived in about a dozen apartments in the last decade, moving mostly because trolls kept posting his home address. Now the hoaxers' voices had quieted enough for him to sink deeper roots. Still, he asked me not to name his new town.
Lenny still keeps Noah's pajamas in his dresser drawer. He also has Noah's camo-patterned Crocs, his Batman costume, and the green-striped hoodie he wore in the last photo taken of him, lighting a Hanukkah candle the night before his death.
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unpretty

I think the single best thing about the Alex Jones ruling is how he just. Cannot stop making things worse for himself. All he had to do was not be a circus clown for a little while. Just. be a halfway decently behaved human being, and not say anything about the case while on camera. And he couldn't do any of that. Every single bit of the most damaging parts of the judge's ruling could have been avoided, but those clown shoes absolutely would not come off. It's a greek play for the 21st century, and I'm enjoying every minute of this.

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he's so fucking stupid. he wasted time for so long he got defaulted on in all his cases, something that literally never happens. that same time-wasting is the only reason that the leak of his entire phone's contents included shit from january 6th. he attempted to waste more time by filing for bankruptcy, but not only are these damages not dischargable in bankruptcy, he did so much fucking around in those cases that his company has been handed over to a trustee, which is literally the worst thing that could have happened to him. he has enough money that he should easily have been able to game the system. but that would have required shutting the fuck up for even a second.

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unpretty

so on thursday alex jones once again referred to the sandy hook shooting on his show as "synthetic". he edited that out of the episode on his website, but the comment went out over the radio and is still in the version of the episode on the radio distributor's website. this morning pattis (jones' lawyer) requested a sidebar in which he informed the judge that alex jones was going to do another press conference and that pattis had nothing to do with it. jones referred to the default judgment as "a lie" and once again called it a fake trial.

inside the courthouse, francine wheeler testified about the loss of her son ben at sandy hook. at a support meeting for mothers who'd lost children to gun violence, another mother told wheeler that she didn't belong there because her son wasn't real and she was a crisis actor. her other son, ben's older brother, survived the shooting and remains anonymous for his own safety. she has not yet figured out how to explain to her 8 year old why they have to be so careful.

Jackie Barden, mother of Daniel, testified about how her husband tried to shield her from having to know about/deal with the threats and harassment, and how they both tried to shield their kids. This included letters threatening to desecrate their son's grave.

Despite their best efforts, someone found their son's phone number and called him to ask him invasive questions (jfc). Their teenage daughter has severe anxiety, and is always scared when she is home. Jackie learned just a few weeks ago that their daughter had seen the letters and the threats against her parents, despite their efforts to protect her.

This is what the media should talk about when talking about Alex's stunts and continued lies - it shouldn't be about his sideshow, but about how his lies and stunts are encouraging and ensuring the continued devastation of these families.

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