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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

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THIS. This IS Dick Grayson! And I can completely see him having a page and posting these videos and in the end is one with Bruce, who just looks so tired, the looking at the camera meme

“Dick, can you please just walk normally for once?”

Dick: “No.”

i looked this guy up and he is a circus acrobat and oldest of like 7 lol 

extremely Big Dick Grayson energy 

Dick grayson is the king of pointless acrobatics and you cannot convince me otherwise

I fully believe that sometimes dick is just walking and suddenly does a fucking flip outta nowhere cause “he felt like it” adhd be like that, this man can somehow always find the most complicated way of doing things just so he can somehow do acrobatics while doing it, the thing that dude in the video did where he took his sock off while doing a flip? That’s just how dick takes his socks off normally. There is a fucking puddle on the way? Welp better do a fucking flip over it, meanwhile jason is just at his side sidestepping the tiny miniscule puddle and going “why can’t this family be fucking normal for ONCE”

this is the greatest night in the history of this sport

my favorite part of this is the announcer saying "i'm not entirely sure what's happening here" because we all know what's happening here but they can't say that on AEW primetime

I love living in the future sometimes.

Common mistake. The moral of this one is not “look what humans can build, yay future.” The moral of this one is “dancers are scary.”

Completely serious. This is my Lovecraft-hearing-about-spicy-food issue.

Like, the physics checks out perfectly. You could freeze frame anywhere and trace out how she’s spinning and why. It’s not that it doesn’t make sense. But a human body should not be able to execute on that! Are you a robot with every servo movement preprogrammed down to the micron? Did you spend six years in a fae court where putting one finger out of place leads to a fate worse than death? Maybe a witch cursed you to do everything perfectly as some kind of a morality tale about The Meaning Of Humanity? No? None of that? Then stop throwing pencils to have them land balanced on their tip, stop running through subway stations blindfolded while dodging every pedestrian or closing door, and stop doing whatever this is!

I love when people credit artists. This is French circus artist and choreographer Yoann Bourgeois, probably in Tentatives d'approche d'un point de suspension at hangar Y in Meudon a few days ago. Most of his work is an exploration of balance and equilibrium, he has several variations around the stairs/trampoline thing (fugue-trampoline, this one, cavale, l'art de la fugue…)

YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!

Some loser: Wrestling is fake Me: Explain THIS Loser: Holy shit

i’m so delighted that tumblr found out about this match, because lord have mercy, twitter was losing its shit over it

This majestic as hell

Acrobats are impressive to watch train

holy shit.

i’ve just come across one of my favourite videos on the internet

I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…

dbz landing.

for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE FUCK. How you do that son?!

i can barely get out of bed without tripping

and then there’s this asshole

This is some graceful, superhero shit right here. 

Life goals.