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Racing Turtles

@zenosanalytic / zenosanalytic.tumblr.com

"Why run, my little Phoenician?"
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silenthill

man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe i’ll have another…” dont do it. don’t even think about it. it’s the opposite of oreos. you make your second grilled cheese and 3 bites into it you’re so overwhelmed by the monotony. “this isnt nearly as good as the last one” despite being practically identical. The grilled cheese is a sacred food, it must be eaten hot, and quick. A second one only allows you to stew in the memories of the past (your previous cheese) and your nostalgia clouds your mind, creating an epic fail bite in your newest creation of dairy and grain. Show some restraint. 

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A random assortment of archaic/disused English words that should still be used:

  • brust (bristled or bristly)
  • coolth (coolness. We still have 'warmth' so why did this one disappear????)
  • ambiloquent (using ambiguous language)
  • downsteepy (steeply descending)
  • mazeful (confusing)
  • evulgate (to send out among the people, to publish or distribute)
  • toploftical (haughty)
  • hazardry (risk-taking)
  • dizzard (a fool, jester, or stupid person)
  • againster (someone who is habitually opposed to things or 'against' things)
  • loselry (behavior characteristic of a losel, which is similar to a 'loser,' except the connotation encompasses "profligate" or "scoundrel")
  • plaguey
  • malengine (evil intent, fraud, deceit)
  • beasten (of or pertaining to beasts)
  • wranglesome (contentious and prone to quarreling)
  • dwine (to waste away)
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roach-works

all of these words are extremely necessary to describe being Extremely Online

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