I CAN SEE FOREVER

They’re doing their best with half a brain cell.

The gray kitten isn't dumb. They're learning. They made a mistake and stopped.

The orange kitten tho... they are not beating the stereotype.

smokey Jone: whoopsiesies! steppted my lil paw inna the foude. dis noan goode, bettor whipes it off ovar hier.

Vermillion Carmichael: gotta eat this fucking metal

Sometimes you make a joke just for yourself and anyone else with a voice acting hyperfixation.

WHO'S THAT POKEMON

I mean uh. Anyone know what kind of bug this is? Was on my patio in Southern Ontario. Just curious

Looks like a brown marmorated stink bug! They sneak into my apartment a lot, and while they don't bite or damage buildings, if you kill them they release a nasty smell.

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

Omgggg the sounds.

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

HI TEDDY I MISSED YOU

Happy October, everyone! Have some pumpkins and a happy porcupine!

HAPPY FAGTOBER EVERYBODY

Update on the Viv stan that doxxed someone and then drove a car into their building:

We've now got pictures of the damages.

Good news: The person involved sent the wrong police report, but the rest of this is confirmed, and we were able to confirm it because...

Bad news: The Viv standom discovered the police report was the wrong one by tracking down this person's mom.

That was NOT how the police report being fake wrong was proven. The police report you heavily censored in order to hide the fact that it was not related to the incident, including the cropped out date, was publicly available and easily found without looking into the source of the above photos.

Update on the Viv stan that doxxed someone and then a drove a car into their building:

We've now got pictures of the damages and a police report.

If you're going to try and lie about something, don't use easy to find public information.

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

29.10.23

(This post)

rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

You left out the Spouse option. I make my hubbin get it!

Oh I'm Guy Fieri now

RABBITS! RABBITS! RABBITS!

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

the replies are killing me

#finally we can all go to Jupiter to get more stupider

via @maddie-grove

So everyone's nonbinary now by definition?

WE'RE ALL POTATOES