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Zeb's Big Fluffy Arms Brainrot

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Vienna, they/she. No thoughts head empty only Star Wars.
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Jake takes Nog to an earth seafood restaurant to have him try it and they order crab and Jake eats it the normal way but nog picks the whole thing up and eats it like a hamburger

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spookdoodles

[ID: a cartoony drawing of Nog and Jake eating. Jake is holding a single crab leg and staring shocked at Nog, who is preparing to take a giant bite out of the center of the crab’s shell. End ID]

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I feel that due to the general comedy of Bashir being possessed by a cyber ghost , most people overlook the ACTUAL funniest moment of ‘the passenger’, which is clearly this incredibly jarring shot where, mid scene, ty kajada stabs a corpse with INCREDIBLE speed and efficiency

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jvlianbashir

be sisko. wake up. cook a delicious breakfast for your family and pack lunch for your partner. get caught up on unanswered communications on your PADD. have a morally questionable figure become psychosexually obsessed with you, chasing the thrill of corrupting you while also desperately craving to earn the benediction of your approval as a Good Man. add them to the spreadsheet. look into starting a community baseball club. call your dad. schedule senior staff meeting to address the issue of the local bartender being split into good and evil halves due to touching an ancient relic he was trying to sell on space ebay. break up argument between two ambassadors from warring factions on the precipice of nuclear war. give them both a jumja stick. blackmail the evil half of the bartender into letting them have it on the house. add beets to your grocery list. write letter of recommendation for junior staff member. message your favorite worm to get the station gossip while you cook family dinner. go to bed. try your best to interpret prophetic dreams from sacred aliens beyond your understanding. wake up.

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