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Zeb's Big Fluffy Arms Brainrot

@zebsfloppyears / zebsfloppyears.tumblr.com

Vienna, they/she. No thoughts head empty only Star Wars.
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Is anyone else more entertained than they should be by the vintage 1990′s straight-to-DVD, home shopping network aesthetic of the pinned ad for “Tumblr Ad-Free Browsing”?

Staff 1: “We should advertise this.”

Staff 2: “I can put together something slick and modern.”

Staff 1: “Are you new here? They’d hate that with the power of a thousand suns. No, our only options are retro tackiness or off-the-wall bonkers.”

Staff 2: “I don’t have any ideas for bonkers.”

Staff 1: “Retro it is.”

It’s gone!

Good thing I saved a copy for posterity.

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