Cashier: How'd you get to be so awesome?
Me: Vitamins.
Girl: "You're great. Why can't all guys be like you?"
Guy: "Because if all guys were like me, the human race couldn't survive."
Abby: "I'm leaving!"
Zack: "Tell Nina I say 'Sup?'"
Abby: "Um..."
Mom: "That's Zack's code."
Abby: "Yeah, and it's not funny."
Mom: "Tell her. Her parents would love that!"
Abby: "Yeah, they love Zack. That's why I'm not telling Nina."
Mom: "You're horrible. ;)"
Abby: "I know I am."
Zack: "What's white, blue, and can't climb a tree?"
Abby: "Hahahaha! What?"
Zack: "A refrigerator wearing a jean jacket."
Abby: "I'm pissed."