#Happy December 10th to those who celebrate 🎁 

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

OP can I get your wizard's number

sure dude he's number fucking 1!!!!

you have to understand:

Because polls get the most engagement I’m making a poll lol

(For the sake of this poll: a collector is anyone who *currently has* a collection of things either physically or digitally that they intentionally acquired which can be grouped together)

Please please please please pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase tell me what you collect and optionally why!!!! (This is doubly true if your collection is related to a regulatory/“special” interest!!!!!!! That’s honestly the only reason I’m making this poll, I am begging youuuuuuuuuuu

I wonder what this Witchy Psyduck is cooking up? ✨

Natasha Lyonne has always been an icon.

https://fb.watch/mjDHL25iin/?mibextid=Nif5oz

#rolling like a hot dog on the ocean floor#a state we can all aspire to

it is gorgeous

Reblog if reading someone else’s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day

hey I want to see something

take this quiz (https://dlcincluded.github.io/MQ/) and then tell me about your score.

check out the monotropism theory of autism (https://monotropism.org/)

buffy the vampire slayer is so funny because theoretically yes, she would come off as a bit werid to the people who don't know she fucking hunts vampires. fortunately for us, the writers chose to express this by making every character act like she's insane for asking totally normal questions

popular girl: omg this is great school is cancelled!! we can go home because some guy found the decaying corpse of one of our classmates stuffed in a gym locker <33333

buffy: oh shit what. how did he die?

popular girl: eww who cares? morbid much, why would you even ask that LOL! this is why you have no friends

every interaction is like this

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

this is what she looked like

ID in alt

Oh my God my vandalism has escaped containment