#sanji vinsmoke – @zashiyumada on Tumblr

Sanji: My sexuality? Everyone knows I’m straight. I like girls and have dated many, you know? I don’t understand why it’s so hard to-

Zoro: *walks by*

Sanji: Fuck, I’m gay. I’m fucking gay as hell. I’m so gay.

So I went over a Zoro and Sanji screen cap and it turned out so crisp 😩😩😩

Nami: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Zoro: I can do that.

[later]

Sanji: Nice work, Marimo! High five!

Zoro: *intertwines their fingers*

Sanji: Wha-

Zoro: I’m in love with you, shit cook.

Nami: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Zoro.

Sanji, staring lovingly at Zoro from across the room: I don’t have feelings for the shitty swordsman.

Nami: Firts of all, your eyes are nowhere near mine-