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Sanji: This is a list of places the Marimo could’ve wondered off to

Nami:

Nami: Sanji, that’s a globe.

Sanji: Yeah… we have no fucking clue where he went.

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Sanji: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Zoro: Mine just says “Zoro, no.”

Sanji: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Zoro: This date is boring.

Sanji: This isn’t a fucking date, shithead. I told you I was going to the store!

Zoro: Then why the hell did you invite me?

Sanji: I didn’t, moss for brains! I specifically told you “don’t come with me” and you said “don’t tell me what to do, shit-cook” and then you followed me here, idiot!

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Sanji: You’re the most jealous man I know.

Zoro: You know other men?

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Usopp: Zoro isn’t answering his phone.

Sanji: I’ll call.

Usopp: Luffy and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Zoro: Hello?

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Sanji: *tries to slap Zoro’s ass as he walks past*

Sanji: *misses, trips, and falls*

Zoro: *tries to catch Sanji but overbalances*

Zoro: *tries to hold a chair for support*

Chair: *breaks*

Zoro: *falls on top of Sanji*

Nami, watching: It’s like watching two animals do an out-of-sync and very destructive mating dance.

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Zoro: Are you crying?

Sanji, sobbing: This book is so fucking sad.

Zoro: ...

Zoro: Curly, that’s a cook book.

Sanji, sobbing harder: I know, the recipes fucking suck.

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Nami: Is anyone here straight?

Sanji: *slowly raises his hand*

Zoro: *grabs his hand and lowers it*

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Zoro: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you. Ask me to kill for you.

Sanji: First of all, calm down-

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Zoro: Are you okay?

Sanji, cutting up onions while crying: Yeah, it’s just the onions

Zoro, pulling out swords: What the FUCK did you say to him?

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Sanji: *trying to take a shower*

Zoro: *pulls back curtains* Hey, do we have any- stop screaming it’s me. Do we have any booze left?

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