Island of Misfit Thoughts

"strap cant get someone pregnant" clearly your will doesn't match your conviction. persevere

eye contact while you spit on it and tell me it’s yours

Me when I see there’s one slice of pumpkin pie left at thanksgiving

tried explaining star wars fandom to my dad and settled on the simile that sw is too big and fucked up to know everything and you sort of have to choose a major like mando lore studies or jedi lineage trees and then we all come together but do not get along just like real academia. anyway what’s ur major

Someone said in a reblog on that one Padmé comic that i got a "Padmé PhD" so apparently I was assigned a Padme PhD, but i'm probably majoring on Generalized Skywalker Family (Movies focused)-Studies.

But I can also lead a little introductory undergraduated course on anidala (?)

I'm currently going for my PhD in Anakin Skywalker/Vader Studies, but I have not completed it yet.

Obviously, I have a Bachelors degree in General Star Wars Theory but I feel like most of us in the community share this

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

be the wizard you wish to see airbrushed on the side of van

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

— The Pervocracy: Consent culture. (via cosmicroots)

And this is a constant practice. We all do this at some time or another, but it’s about working on recognizing when/how you do it and getting better at taking no for an answer, no matter how low-stakes the situation is.

Certified Sex Ed Post!

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

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