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sab incorrect quotes 4/∞
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Vesemir: rate your pain from 1-10
Ciri: pi, minimal but never ending.
Vesemir: geralt, what hell hole did you pick this child up from?
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Incorrect Quotes
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Maybe that happened the first time they went on a mission with Booker being "the new" (?)
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dr kozak @ goons: restrain them
nicky: tighter please
dr kozak & goons:
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Nicky: Joe, can you turn on the lights?
Joe: I don’t have to. You’re the only light I need in my life.
Nicky: Habibi, that’s sweet, but I can’t see.
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Booker: I accidentally ate Andy’s baklava, how long do you think I’ll live?
Nicky: Ten.
Booker: Ten what?
Nicky: Nine.
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Unfortunately I found more text posts saved on my phone and I have decided to make that everyone else’s problem
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(971): I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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Andy might not speak Italian very well, but she speaks Joe and Nicky perfectly.
Translation of the Italian part:
Joe says: “I’m beginning to think we should have stayed in bed.” Nicky: “I agree with you.”
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I didn’t even notice that it was write in italian XD
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His face in that shot is just eternal
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For someone it has been a very long mission!!
Joe: “When did I last kiss you?”
Nicky:“Five minutes ago!”
Joe: “Totally my fault. Come here, you gorgeous man!”
Booker: “Jeez, get a room you two!”
Joe: “Pretty hard thing to find in a desert!”
Booker: “Next time we are taking two tents with us.”
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