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The Fiendish Library

@zakthefiend / zakthefiend.tumblr.com

○Multi-muse RP/Writers blog○Some artworks○Mostly headcannons and stories○I make none of the art, I ALWAYS ask permission firstI○muses are Thousand Sons loyalist Josirus, TS Chaplain Leon, Craftworlder Banshee Vaila, Sister of Battle Teresa, Eldar farseer Ysedra, Dire Avenger Olanar, Enclave commander Fal'Shia, GS Magus Lorna, Chaos Lord Talavax, Traitor Sister Annabeth, Word Bearer Sorcerer Erebar ○Avatar made by ask-galatea
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Shower for a Huntress

After today's workout, Pyrrha entered the shower of her dorm and washed off the sweat from her body. Leaving her gym clothes on the floor, she let her hair down from it's usual ponytail to fall down to her waist. She knew long hairs were impractical during combat but having long hair always made her felt being pretty. Pyrrha let out a yelp from the cold water smashing into her body, but relaxed again in lukewarm. She scrubbed her head to let the water run through easily, then grabbed the bar of soap. She ran it over her hardened muscles, down her legs, but needed to grab the brush for her back. By the end, she had scrubbed her body clean. The amazon always hummed during her showers and never was quiet. Out of everyone in her dorm, she took the longest shower.

She ran her hand over her breast, and down her sides before grabbing the shampoo bottle from the side. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. "Yes? Did you guys need something?" Pyrrha called out, pouring her bottle onto her head.

"Hey Pyr, it's Nora. Ruby wanted to ask if she could join you and Yang next time you workout together!" She opened the door just a crack for the red headed huntress to hear her.

"Sure! I don't mind. She's more than welcome to exercise with us." She responded, running her soapy hands through her long hair.

"Okay! Also, Jaune's cooking tonight. So be prepared to wait." She closed the door to leave her to her thoughts.

Pyrrha smiled to the last part. She loved Jaune's cooking, even if it took pretty much hours to make. The mountain of dishes he always cleaned himself, and he always bought the ingredients himself. He was usually considerate in that regard. He was a lot of things to Pyrrha: Kind, Courteous, Generous, Funny, a bit dorky, Handsome, Cute, Charming... the more she thought about him, the more flustered she got. Her cheeks burned red as her imagination began to run with a "handsome" Jaune. She covered her mouth as a scenario began to play in her head. His big arms holding from behind, his eyes looking into her's... his lips pressing against her's... his finger trailing down her abs... pressing into her-

Not again! Pyrrha quickly put that thought away! For later at least. She didn't want to cause the water bill to explode... again! She turned off the water and stretched her muscles. The woman tried to get her mind off that, it was very inappropriate to have those thoughts during dinner after all! Drying herself off with her scarlet towel and hanging it purposely next to his, she grabbed her more casual clothes for the evening. A comfy shirt with her emblem on it, shorts, and socks. The huntress left the shower room, leaving a bit steamy shower behind her.

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Jaune: Hey Pyr, I got a question.
Pyrrha: Yeah?
Jaune: How do you manage your hair?
Pyrrha: I just brush and condition it. Usually takes awhile.
Jaune: So why not have shorter hair?
Pyrrha: I thought about it... but I like my hair like this. Makes me cute, no?
Jaune: Beautiful.
Pyrrha, blushing: You're just saying tha-
Jaune: No way! You're the prettiest girl in this school! Probably in all the kingdom!
Pyrrha, blushing harder: J...Jau-
Jaune: I mean, there's no competition! None at all! Your abs, muscles, and thighs are unrivaled!
Pyrrha, cupping her face: Jaune-
Jaune: That's just your looks! You're so unbelievably sweet, generous, understanding, humble, and the best person ever!
Pyrrha, covering his mouth: Please. Stop. I can't get any redder than this!
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Dragon Jaune AU

-A few days worth of travel in, the duo stop at a nearby waterfall to rest and refresh-
Pyrrha, removing her armor for simple wears: Ah, this is a relief! Right Jaune?
Jaune: ...
Pyrrha: Jaune? Jaune where are you?
-As the huntress nears the pool, a huge splash of water soaks her as her dragon companion rises up from the large pool-
Pyrrha: Gah!
Jaune: Ah! Cold water against the scales, no other feeling of joy quite like this!
Pyrrha, crossing her arms: Hey! Down here dragon!
Jaune: Huh? Oh. Eheheh... sorry Pyr, hard to see you from underwater.
Pyrrha: -sighs- It's fine. Just help me to that rock over there. I want to wash myself off.
Jaune: Okay!
-As Jaune grabs Pyrrha with his large claws, she's carried to the rock near the rushing water and seated safely on it-
Pyrrha: Hey Jaune... Why are you a good swimmer? I thought dragons like yourself were only good at flying.
Jaune: Actually, I'm kinda a jack of all trades by dragon standards. I swim, fly, burrow, climb, and even glide.
Pyrrha: Really?
Jaune: Yep! Mom and Pop kinda wanted me to be prepared for when I left the nest, so they had me do a bunch of training exercises for pretty much any situation. Even taught me how to sing!
Pyrrha: Sing? Why sing?
Jaune, shrugging: Dunno. They always said I should sing only when the right person is around.
Pyrrha: That's very ominous. Do all dragons sing?
Jaune, shrugging again: Dunno. Sorry, but as far as I know, I'm the only dragon that sings. We're not very communal like most of you mor-... humans are.
Pyrrha, sliding herself a bit closer to him: Then... could you sing for me?
Jaune: Yeah I- wait what?
Pyrrha: Sing for me. Please. I'm curious to say the least.
Jaune: uh... okay. Doubt you'd know the words, but here goes.
-Jaune begins to sing to the scarlet crusader. To others, it sounded like low hums, growls, and bestial noises. To Pyrrha however, she could hear the most outstanding sounds and tones coming from her companion. It left her awestruck!-
Jaune: So? How was it?
Pyrrha, still stunned: I... I uh...
Jaune, sighing: You didn't like it. It's fine, I'm not that talented at it. My sisters are WAAAAY better at it. Way better!
Pyrrha: I loved it.
Jaune: Yeah, it was pre- huh?
Pyrrha: It was the greatest song I've ever heard! Nothing could compare, nothing!
Jaune, slightly blushing: Uh... wow. Not used to that one...
Pyrrha: Hey... could you sing for me again? It doesn't have to be now! Just, you know, when it's just us and stuff.
Jaune: Sure! I'd be happy to sing for you partner!
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Star wars/RWBY AU

-Pyrrha and Jaune are at a local farmer's market. Pyrrha is dressed like her usual jedi self and Jaune is bringing in some produce.-
Pyrrha: Jaune... you don't seem a local of this planet. You're much bulkier than the usual people I've seen here.
Jaune: Oh that's because I'm Mandalorian.
Pyrrha, almost dropping a levitated crate: Huh?
Jaune: It's a long story, but basically my mom was this really cool Bounty Hunter back in the day. Even taught me and my sisters how to fight! She used to come here and hideout until it was clear for her to head back out.
Pyrrha: Then why'd she stay?
Jaune: Dad. Apparently she was really into dorks. Don't see the appeal though.
-Jaune then proceeds to trip over his own shoes and land onto the ground.-
Pyrrha, holding back a laugh: I can see the certain appeal...!
-Pyrrha helps him up, and pats the dirt off of him-
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Italian girl Jaune AU

(@moistmailman for the inspiration. Also, forgive me for using google translate!)

Pyrrha and Weiss in the locker room talking about partners.

A blonde girl enters the room, smiling brightly: Buon pomeriggio signore! How are we today?

Pyrrha, confused: I'm sorry, have we met before.

Jeannette: Ehhh no. No but I really hope we get to be partners! You do look like a strong yet beautiful woman.

Pyrrha slightly blushes.

Weiss: Excuse me, who are you anyway?

Jeannette: Perdonami! I am Jeannette Arc. At your services~

Pyrrha's thoughts: She is so going to be my partner!

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Another Dragon Jaune AU

Pyrrha: -struggles with her map- This is a nightmare!
Jaune: Something wrong Pyr?
Pyrrha: According to this map, it will take us three weeks to get to the next town over!
Jaune: That's not so ba-
Pyrrha: Our job has us getting there in only a week!
Jaune: Oh...
Pyrrha: -sigh- I guess we'll forfeit the quest and try to find another one. Right Jaune?
Jaune:...
Pyrrha: Jaune?
-The champion was picked up in the maw of the dragon carefully and placed on his back-
Jaune: Hold on!
Pyrrha: Wait! Waitwaitwaitwaitwai-
-The dragon launches itself into the air, soaring high above the trees-
Pyrrha: AAAAHHH!!!
-In under a day, they make it to the next town-
Jaune: There! We are here way on time! You okay Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: -slides off him carefully, falling to the ground and gripping the grass-
Jaune: Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: Next time, warn me before you do something like that!
Jaune: Sorry -Toothy grin-
Pyrrha: At least you brought the supplies with you. Right?
Jaune:...
Pyrrha: ...Right?
Jaune: Be right back!
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Dragon Jaune AU

Pyrrha: I think you should take human form before we enter the next town.
Jaune: Why's that?
Pyrrha: Uh... *Points to Jaune*
Jaune: Oh! Right... dragon...
Pyrrha: Can you transform?
Jaune: I... I can try
-With a burst of a bright flash, Jaune took a mortal form. He was the average size of a human... in every way except one-
Pyrrha: *Turning a nice shade of pink*
Jaune: Something wrong? Do I look hideous?
Pyrrha: *Takes off her cape and hands it to the former dragon, refusing to look at him directly*
Jaune: Huh? *Looks down* Oh!
-Jaune quickly wraps it around his waist-
Jaune: Sorry! I didn't know human's have theirs-
Pyrrha: It's fine! We uh, we'll find you better clothes in town. Let's just hope there are no gusts of wind...
-She secretly hoped there would be strong gusts of winds-
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Dragon Jaune AU

-Pyrrha, champion of the kingdom, has heard of a dragon lurking in a cave nearby-
Pyrrha: Alright, in this cave is a dragon. Let's see how terrible it is...
-Pyrrha enters the cave, hearing the sound of metal clanging the ground. Passing the corner, she saw the "terrible" dragon laying on the floor covered in his small hoard-
Pyrrha: Umm... Are you okay?
Jaune: Huh? *He got up from the gold covering him, and saw a champion standing in front of him*
Jaune (attempting to be intimidating): F...Foolish woman! You have met your match! Flee before I turn you to ash!
Pyrrha: *Raised an eyebrow, and walked forward*
Jaune: H-Hey! What are you doing? I told you to flee!
Pyrrha: *reaches her arm out to touch him*
Jaune: S-Stay back! I'm... I'm warning you!
Pyrrha: *lightly taps the dragon*
Jaune: GAAAHHHHH! *Falls flat on his back, groaning to himself.
Pyrrha: *Giggles, walks over to the downed dragon's head* Your cute for a dragon. I'm Pyrrha.
Jaune: *sigh* Jaune. Go ahead and get it over with.
Pyrrha: *sits on his neck* Why would you do that? You haven't done anything, have you?
Jaune: No...
Pyrrha: Then there's no need. Besides, I think we can be good partners.
Jaune: *looks up at the human* Partners?
Pyrrha: Yeah, like defenders of justice and all. It'll be fun!
Jaune: Okay, I guess I don't have anything better to do...
Pyrrha: *smiles* Great! I always wanted a dragon for a friend when I was a kid! Let's go!
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Dragon ball/Rwby AU

Pyrrha: So Jaune, why did you join my school of martial arts anyways?
Jaune: -sigh- I wanted to be a better fighter. You know, someone that could make my family proud! Instead, your master thought it'd be better that I be your butler.
Pyrrha: ...
Jaune: I guess even someone as experienced as him can see a lost cause.
Pyrrha: -slaps Jaune with tail-
Jaune: OW! HEY! What was the big-
Pyrrha: Listen to me Jaune, I don't know much about this world and everything, but you are not a lost cause!
Jaune: ...Pyr?
Pyrrha: I'm not finished! I know you're not the best fighter, but you at least try your best. Really that's all that matters in the end.
Jaune: Pyr?
Pyrrha: I know you can be the fighter that you dream of, but I think it'd start if you didn't keep trying to interrupt me!
Jaune: TURN AROUND THEN!
Pyrrha: FINE! -The young girl comes face to face with a dinosaur!-
Pyrrha: Ah... Welp! Time to book it!
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Demon Pyrrha AU

-Jaune enters the bathroom to take a shower-
Pyrrha: -Evil snickers- What that mortal fool doesn't know is that I messed with his shower! When he tries to take a shower, all he'll have is hot or cold! That'll teach him for thinking I was cute and nice!
-5 minutes later-
Pyrrha: What gives? He should have come running out by now! Did he slip and fall in there or what?!?
-Pyrrha slips through the door, and pulls the shower curtains-
Pyrrha: Hey! What gi-
-Insert nude muscular Jaune shampooing his hair-
Pyrrha: *OH MY GOD HE'S GORGEOUS!-
Jaune: Hmm? -turns to see the shower curtain open and a flustered demon-
Jaune: -smirking- You going to stand there, or do you plan on joining me?~
-Demon Pyrrha.exe has stopped working-
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Demon Pyrrha AU (My version)

Jaune was casually watching the television, when suddenly the satellite box switched off.

Jaune: What the...?

A Demonic Pyrrha rose from behind the television!

Pyrrha: HA HA! I HAVE DONE IT! FEEL DESPAIR MORTAL! FOR I HAVE CURSED YOUR CABLE BOX TO NEVER WORK WHEN YOU WANT IT TO!

Jaune: Okay, that is pretty evil.

Pyrrha: :D

Jaune: What’s stopping me from playing videos off my console though?

Pyrrha: Well... erm...

Jaune: Also, been meaning to switch over to cable anyways.

Pyrrha looked down in defeat.

Jaune: Hey, cheer up! Wanna watch Silent Night with me?

Pyrrha:...Okay.

The two of them spent the remainder of their time watching a few Christmas movies that were not for the family. Like Die hard.

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Star Wars/RWBY AU

-Decade ago-
Master Ozpin: Now remember knights, we cannot form personal attachments. If we do, it'll make it easier for us to fall to the dark side. Understood?
Jedi Knight Pyrrha:(Along with various others) Yes master.
-Present day-
Jedi Master Pyrrha was defending a small farm on a distant planet, fighting droids. She gets knocked down, and had a blaster in her face.
Droid: Die jedi sc-
Droid gets a pitchfork through the head, and falls dead.
???: Hey, you okay?
Pyrrha: I'll be better. Thank you... uh?
???: Juane. Juane Arc. Pleasure to meet you miss jedi lady!
Pyrrha: -Huh. I wonder if this how I fall into the dark side-
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Dragonball/RWBY AU

Juane's mom: Oh, and who might this be?
Juane: Mom, this is Pyrrha. Pyrrha this is my mom.
Pyrrha: Pleasure to meet you miss.
Juane's mom: It's so nice to finally meet Juane's girlfriend! He always mentioned you in his letters~
Juane: Mom!
Pyrrha: And you don't look as old as Juane said you looked!
Juane's mom:...
Juane:...
-Juane's mom glares at Juane with the intent to kill-
Juane: Pyrrha, if you want ever eat my cooking again, don't say another word.
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Goddess Pyrrha AU

Juane is in the locker room, getting ready for the semifinals. Pyrrha enters:

Pyrrha: You know, your team was hoping to see their valiant hero after a fight like that.

Juane: Pyrrha? How did you get in?

Pyrrha: I have my ways~. Here, let me.

Pyrrha reduced strain in Juane's muscles. Sighs of relief escaped his mouth.

Juane: Thanks Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: No problem. I'm happy to relieve strain mu-

Juane: Not that. I mean, for everything. You've stood by me, trained me, and not even a year in I'm set to fight Yang in the semifinals!

Pyrrha: I... just have that affect on people.

Juane: It's like your some sort of Goddess of War or something.

Pyrrha: Pfft! I'm not some sort of immortal goddess Juane! That's crazy...

Juane gets up

Juane: After the match... you wanna... go see a movie.

Pyrrha's mind: [YESYESYESYESYESYESYES]

Pyrrha: I...

The bell sounds, Pyrrha's mind curses... a lot

Juane: I gotta go... see you after the fight!

He kisses her on the cheek, and rushes to the stadium

Pyrrha: You too...

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