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The Fiendish Library

@zakthefiend / zakthefiend.tumblr.com

○Multi-muse RP/Writers blog○Some artworks○Mostly headcannons and stories○I make none of the art, I ALWAYS ask permission firstI○muses are Thousand Sons loyalist Josirus, TS Chaplain Leon, Craftworlder Banshee Vaila, Sister of Battle Teresa, Eldar farseer Ysedra, Dire Avenger Olanar, Enclave commander Fal'Shia, GS Magus Lorna, Chaos Lord Talavax, Traitor Sister Annabeth, Word Bearer Sorcerer Erebar ○Avatar made by ask-galatea
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Random Headcanons for my characters:

I’m bored .-. So I’m gonna mess with my muses with random headcanons.

Josirus:

  • Despite having the Imperial truth pounded into his head (not as much in the modern 40k), he still upholds ancient doctrines and beliefs from Prospero. This includes holidays and even months dedicated to different forms of warp sorcery.
  • Holds the record of “The Least Likely to Make Things Worse” for the Thousand Sons.
  • He is the last living Thousand Son who holds the knowledge of warp fire, making him unbelievably valuable to everyone! His mastery of warp fire is unparalleled! Which... isn’t something he is proud of since he hasn’t completed his official trials. Meaning he hasn’t even reached his full potential!
  • One of the few marines that openly accepted Primaris Marines with no resistance. He’s always been one for progress if it benefits others.

Talavax:

  • One of the few lords that would be supported to rebel against Abaddon, since he has earned each of the gods mark in his own ways of conquest. This will never happen, since he holds one aspect that is almost entirely foreign to the Chaos Faction: Loyalty.
  • Annabelle has a crush on the Chaos Lord, and he knows it, but doesn’t pursue it. Rather better to keep her loyal to him by stringing her along than giving her what she wants. Desire is a fickle thing after all...
  • His lightning claw also is equipped with a smaller plasma canon. It’s unbelievably dangerous, but it’s devastation is unrivaled in his war band!
  • His most dangerous attribute is how sane and calm he is. Even when his plans fall apart, and loyalists secure a hasty victory from him, he is unfazed by it. They can win as many battles they want... for the eternal war... the war has yet to end!

Ysedra:

  • Despite her powers rivaling Eldrad and Yvraine, the eldar over all is pacifistic. She prefers diplomacy and treaties over bloodshed and killing. Many had called her weak for this mindset, but she always answers that it is the will of Isha to stem death. Though she doesn’t seem to do this for Necrons, Orkz, Tyranids(obviously), and Chaos. Sometimes Dark Eldar too.
  • She has been able to help plants and animals grow from even the harshest climates. Dying plants and sickened animals have been seen to be brought back from the very brink!
  • She’s punched Taldeer and Macha in the face once. The two of them had gotten on her final nerves and her peaceful nature had finally broke from the two being on her final nerve. It still remains to be the talk of every Craftworld!
  • The eldar had been caught, on multiple occasions, playing with human children on Imperial worlds away from prying eyes of the inquisition. She likes to bring joy to the little ones, especially in such dark times! She keeps a flower crown they made for her in her home.
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Skarlet as a single mom taking their child to a theme park.

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You came to the right person... almost six years as an amusement park employee (;-_-)/

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- She is not so sure about going to a theme park seeing as they’re big, expensive, and loud

- However, her kid wishes to go and she can’t bring herself to disappoint them

- She will want them to hold her hand at all times and keeps a firm grip on them if they try to run off

- She won’t go on the rides, she has no interest but she stands there and watches smiling at her kid’s amusement

- Buys them one treat, maybe two if they’re good

- No games, she thinks they’re rigged or a waste of money

- They’ll get one souvenir from their day at the end of the trip, she doesn’t want to carry it around and risk losing it on them

- Will carry her tuckered out child home, happy they’re going to be too exhausted to argue with her about bedtime

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Adding a bit of my own :)

  • The kid wanted to go on a rollercoaster, but thought it was too scary to go alone. After a few cute pleas, Skarlet eventually caved. The kid loved it, Skarlet wasn't amused.
  • The picture showed an excited child, and a very disappointed blood mama!
  • Skarlet hesitated to let their kid take a picture with the mascot, and more so having to take a picture WITH the man in the giant cartoon suit!
  • When their child got tired, she had no problem carrying them around for a bit. (I mean she's used to blocking stronger dudes so carrying a small child is a cake walk.)
  • On the ride home, she looked back to check on her kid and smiled. The little one was all tuckered out, holding a small plushie and wearing silly glasses as they lightly snore. "Suppose it wasn't a TOTAL waste of money..." she muttered, keeping her eyes on the road as she drove back home.
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Cira and Perry Headcanons

((I’ve been sitting on this golden picture for too long. So, for those of you who don’t know, @pebster and @drew-winchester had two of their characters be related. The strict warden Cira and Khadgar’s lovable wife. So here’s a few headcanons on how I think their interactions go before and after the burning of Teldrassil. Pebster drew this great piece, so I hope you enjoy!))

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Saya as a mom headcanons

((I’m back! Almost anyways. I want to apologize for the long time being afk, but due to a strain arm and megacon coming up, I was booked! Still, I’m taking things a bit slow now. So until I get into the motion of pumping out fics more than once a week again, you’re just going have to hold out a little longer. Artwork done by nonother than @pebster, and I hope you enjoy!))

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Pantheon: Incorrect Quotes

((Happy late Birthday! Sorry I couldn’t give you this to you on your b-day, but work came up :/ So! I came up with these quotes that Pantheon and companions might have said to one another. Also, keep in mind, I have absolutely no idea of LoL lore nor interest to delve into that mess. Artwork of @pantheon-god-of-war as well as this gift is for the big guy. I hope you enjoy!))

Rakkor’s walls:

Garen: Where are your people’s walls?

Pantheon: These are the Rakkor’s walls

He points to his people’s warriors, holding up their shields.

Tour:

Pantheon looked at the large stone walls at a neighboring city.

Pantheon: Impressive...

Fiora, smugly smiling: Truly a great display no? Show’s how a civilized people can defend themselves.

Pantheon: Yes, fine quarters for children.

Return to sender:

Noxian diplomats demanded the Rakkor people to lay down arms and accept the new way of life.

Diplomat: We demand Earth and Water from you.

Pantheon: Dig it out yourselves!

He and his warriors proceeded to toss them off the mountains edge. Peaceful relations did not last after that.

Strong women:

When the Solari and Rakkor sent ambassadors to their people to Demacia, Demacian women took notice of the Rakkorian warriors having female soldiers as well. On further investigation, women had a much higher role to play in the warrior based society than most others of that time.

Demacian woman: How is it that you Rakkorian women are the only ones to rule over men?

Rakkorian Soldier: We are the only ones to give birth to men.

If:

Swain sought to expand his empire’s territory into Mount Targon. He sent a letter to the Rakkorian tribe.

Swain: If I invade Targon, you will be destroyed. Never to rise again.

Pantheon returned the letter back to the old man. With a single word on it.

IF.

Now for the funny ones.

Coach Pantheon:

Pantheon: You will have the honor, of playing the greatest game known to man. A game with one simple rule: Dodge.

He proceeds to nail a kid in the gut with the red rubber ball of death.

Nerd: Coach Pantheon? Our last coach never-

Pantheon: She’s not here is she?

Nerd: but-

Pantheon, blows a whistle: Lap. Now!

The war coach catches sight of Leona entering the room. He tosses a bag of the balls to the line of children.

Pantheon, walking over to Leona: Go nuts.

Leona: Doing well?

Pantheon, smiling: The whistle makes me their god.

Ensuring the peace:

Pantheon: When the day ends, I shall have those walls torn down and another settlement raised.

Leona, wearing a very revealing robe: Why not plan for war after you’ve raided my keep?~

Pantheon: ...Okay.

Leona: If I want to make sure I keep Pantheon from destroying every settlement near the mountain, I just indulge in his three carnal pleasures: Food, Sex, and Fighting. He’s a very easy to please.

Reason for a cape:

Lux: Hey Pantheon. Why do you wear a cape? Doesn’t it get in the way of fighting?

Pantheon, scoffs: You forget that I can detach it and strangle my opponent, or use it to disarm a foe. Other than that, it is to represent the honor and power that I posses. It is my flag and my will made manifest.

Lux: Oh... Can I have one?

Pantheon: ...

The two proceed to look for a cape that shows the qualities of Lux.

Foreign clocks:

Pantheon, pointing to a large monument: Look, a clock! Surely we do not have those in Rakkor.

Free food:

Pantheon: Strippers do nothing for me. I like my women to be strong, self-possessed warrior at the top of her field. They are sad and possibly heavily diseased. However, I will take a free breakfast anytime anywhere.

Pantheon proceeds to get his food while looking disinterested being there.

Knowledge is power:

Pantheon strolls through some foreign barracks.

Swordmaster: Hello! Is there a style you wish to learn?

Pantheon: I know more than you.

Swordmaster: Okay.

Time for mourning:

Pantheon, holding a torch high: I have cried twice in my life. Once when Leona bashed me with her metal shield and broke both my arms in a blood curdling rage when I was seven. Now when I heard lil’ Sebastian had passed.

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Reyville Headcanons: WoW edition

((Yeah, you knew this was coming. A favored ship for harry potter meets a favored mmorpg of mine. Anywho, these chibis @drew-winchester made of her two lovers are beyond cute! I really want to see more of Neville and Rey venturing across Azeroth now! Anyways, I hope you enjoy!))

  • Neville is a human warrior mostly because he likes the idea of being a hero from all those stories. You know, the ones involving knights doing heroic things and such.
  • Rey is a Draenei Paladin. Paladin for the same reason as Neville, but wanted to give support rather than just damage. Draenei because they looked really cool.
  • After going through the tutorial and such, the two eventually met up at Darkshore. Rey gushed at how cool Neville looked, while he was a tiny bit intimidated. She did look like a demon, but he got over it since Rey did not act any different than before.
  • Neville prefers the classic sword. Greatsword to be precise. Simple, reliable, and nothing really impressive.
  • Rey likes the warhammer and shield. She uses the shield more to do damage than actually what it was intended to be used for. She even tossed a kite shield at a Naga just to do what little damage was left.
  • The two are SO protective for each other. Neville uses bandages and med stuff on Rey all the time when she gets hurt (despite her having a few healing spells), and Rey dropping everything to either save or rez Neville.
  • The first time Neville died, Rey cried. The thought of losing her pudgy boyfriend is WAY too much for her, even if it was just a game. After her crying for almost an hour, she was sent requests from rp guilds all over the server. They thought she was great!
  • The game is often used for the two when one is too far away from the other, and they want to talk to each other and have fun. They even married their characters in game!
  • It’s not just them though, a bunch of old school mates were seen playing. Even Draco was playing (Blood elf. Typical.) They’ve pvp and dungeon dived and raided with them too!
  • A player named Peregrïn was getting along with Rey, but things soured when it came to which boyfriend was better. Rey brought up how much Neville was Teddy bear material, while Perry brought how magical her’s were. It never got serious, more like trying to bring up very romantic actions to out due the other. Mostly mushy stuff. 
  • Neville has been hit on more on WoW than any other place! It’s very strange for him, and Rey is VERY jealous when he sees some worgen player or kaldorei player hit on him!
  • All in all, they love the game and absolutely are willing to devote time to it for the sheer enjoyment it has brought them. They’ve even made plans for their little one to play some day!
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Sayarenu Dataing Sim

((Final dating sim for the Renu sisters! This one is actually much easier to do than the other two. Funny how that is! Art and character made by @pebster, and this character is the most famous on her blog. Everyone loves this girl, so without further a do, I hope you enjoy!))

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Hanastrasza Headcanons returns

((I missed Hana, especially dragon Hana! So, I want to thank @pebster for making another great work of her! While I still think you should be taking it easy Pebs, it’s good to know that not even surgery can stop your artistic talents! Without anymore delay, I hope you enjoy!))

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Darius X Leona Headcanons

((This is the first time I actually did research on characters of the League universe. It was neat. ANY WHO! @axe-me-darius and @ask-leona for giving me some inspirations on the following headcanons, and thanks Darius for the amazing art pieces that you let me use. I hope you enjoy!))

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More RWBY/Star Wars AU

-Jaune's farm being attacked by bandits, he's been holding them back with a pitchfork, but gets knocked down by one of them.-
Bandit 1: We've been nice to you Arc, but your making it really hard to keep being nice! -kicks him in the stomach- Now, where's our money!
Jaune: *coughing* Have... Have you tried saying please?
-Bandits now kick the crap out of him, but suddenly floated in the air now! They slammed into one another, some breaking a few bones upon impact!-
Pyrrha: I would appreciate it if you stopped that now. *activates lightsaber* Anyone else wants to try anything?
-The bandits scrambled, retreating from the sight of the jedi.-
Jaune: *Looks at her stunned*
Pyrrha: Are you alright, Arc?
Jaune: Yeah... thanks for the help.
Pyrrha: *smiling* Anytime!
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Khadgrin Warcraft AU Part 4 (Finale)

((This has been long in the making! The next thing to do is to add all of the parts into each of these posts! @drew-winchester has been deserving this for a long time, and I would hate to keep her waiting for it. I hope you feel better, and I hope you know how much all your fans care for you! Finally, I hope you enjoy!))

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Future Moraa Headcanons

((OKAY! This has been something I have been wanting to do for a nice while now! Headcanons on a much older Moraa! @pebster , once again your silly goat got me off my butt and had me write something about her! Your a talented person for making such a likable character, and for drawing her so well! I hope you enjoy!))

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Another RWBY/Star Wars AU

Pyrrha: -Wakes up to 7 blonde girls looking at her- Uhh... hello?
Girl 1: Are you a Jedi?
Pyrrha: Yes.
Girl 2: Have you ever kissed a boy?
Pyrrha: -blushing- I uh-
Girl 4: Do you want to kiss our brother?
Pyrrha: -Blushing more- Well-
Jaune: Alright, get out of here! You can annoy her later!
The girls dash out the room, as Jaune comes in with food.
Jaune: Sorry about that. Sisters. Am I right? Doesn't help to be the only boy in the family either.
Pyrrha: Did you make this all yourself?
Jaune: Yeah. My parents are usually over at the farmer's market around this time. They won't be back til next month. So, I cook, clean, work, and look after my little sister. Doubt it's as great as being a jedi though.
Pyrrha: [...Leaving the order doesn't look so bad now]
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