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Roddacember 2024 ❤

Roddacember runs during December to celebrate all of Emily Rodda’s books. With a new prompt every day, make a piece of fan content of your choice. You can draw some art, write fic, make a playlist, rant about something, or whatever you vibe with! Remember to tag it #Roddacember 2024 so we can check it out <3 I’ve also created an AO3 collection for those who would like to write fics!

Update

Trying out a different hybrid structure with the first half being questions or lil activities we can do together and the second is the traditional one-word prompts For the visual I condensed the prompts into a keyword so it would fit, but they are expanded below the read more. I have also created a master doc which contains the prompts of all years.

Notes

A reminder that you don’t have to commit to every day. Take care of yourself. You can make it more manageable by skipping days. Feel free to interpret the prompts as metaphorically or as literally as you want! If there’s anything you are confused about, feel free to ask me in the notes or DMs or whatever. You can also check out what the fandom did previously at #Roddacember 2023, #Roddacember 2022, #Roddacember 2021, #Roddacember 2020 and #Roddacember 2019.

Prompts in text:

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My favourite asoiaf review was that one on goodreads that said everyone will you PLEASE get off grrm's ass about the next novel, there were five years between the last two books and this one's partially written so it won't come out before 2013 at LEAST. Anyway that review no longer exists.

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It was funny, but ever since the bitch goddess had gotten under control, Rex had gone six kinds of crazy. It was like the five of them only had so much sanity to go around.

Wouldve loved to see another one of those kids go crazy because as it stands it's like only the two of them have so much sanity to go around

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Blue noon chapter 12 is one of my favourite Dess chapters - she's so arrogant and self-confident when it comes to her calculations but is soooo slow to pick up on the social consequences of the world ending

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Fixing...

  • Question: What will you be doing now?
  • Response 1: Learning, I guess.
  • Response 2: Fixing that table.

You ruminate over Deema’s comment about needing to learn while turning the block of wood over in your hands. Its rough surface snags at your fingertips. Hopefully you won’t end up with too many splinters.

The only way out is through, you tell yourself, and pick up a small knife and take a seat by the rickety old table in the backyard.

As you whittle away at the wood, unskilled hands trying to not take too much off (going fine) or scratch your fingertips (less than find) you wonder how you would practice your fanning skills without  bothering everyone in town.

The open hills south of the cottage and outside the town should be sufficient. The long grass will show you how the wind moves and there are plenty of trees with branches that will bend with the strength of the wind.

When the wood is small enough to wedge into the gap in the table you hammer it in with the butt of the knife (a bad idea, as it turns out). It’s not pretty but the table doesn’t shake when you nudge it and you hope Deema won’t be looking under the tabletop any time soon. You make a note to let her know tomorrow.

With the sun setting and rain falling softly, sheltered under the eaves, you massage and suck your scratched up fingertips.

You tuck yourself into bed and sit Reginald on his special stone. He sits contently.

Ideas for the best way to introduce Deema to the fixed table exit your mind about as quickly as they appear. After dismissing the thought of bringing it inside you decide to just serve breakfast on it and pile some heat stones around the porch so Deema doesn’t become too cranky.

She is cranky, at first, at the idea of leaving the warm inside for breakfast outside on ‘that old waste of wood.’ But the intensity of her scowl decreases when she presses her fingertip down on the table’s edge and it arely wobbles.

Once she’s satisfied the table won’t collapse under the weight of the tray you carry she grunts her approval. You set the tray down, knowing it’s no different to a round of applause from anyone else.

Reginald sits on the table too. You briefly wonder what he eats before you remember he’s a stuffed toy.

You go off to practice on the hills with a pocketful of fans, a notebook, and a spring in your step while Deema reads at her table outside. When you turn back you see Isla come up the path to the cottage. You raise your hand but they don’t see you.

The hills are thankfully absent of people so you’re able to practice as freely as you wish. By late afternoon pages of your notebook are crammed with notes and diagrams pertaining to your fanning speed and the angle you held the fans. You switched between dominant and non dominant hands to give your wrists a break but call it quits when they still ache after a long break.

You stop at the road that leads to town.

I'm setting this one to one week because. Well. It's been a while and I need some time to get back in the groove of things!

Be a hero

Break the tie

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eightfifteen

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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renaithri

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

save me character who made an undeniably terrible decision but man i dont know what i would have done either………

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I never thought I'd say this but I need to introduce this author to semicolons

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[Dess] hunched over them, scribbling furiously, filling page after page with grids drawn in blue ink. One of the pages fell to the floor….
Jessica squinted and saw that it was divided into seven squares across and five down, like a wall calendar. Each of the squares was filled with cryptic formulas in tiny, manic handwriting.

Fast forward to the next chapter where the cryptic formulae are revealed to be '11+1' and '8+31'

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