how far do I have to scroll to find the master baker gifset?? did no-one else find that really fucking funny??!
my husband watched it while I was in a work meeting and started cracking up. honey no don't make me giggle I'm on camera!!
oh. okay I watched the correct 1x07 now. help
too many feelings
ah fuck. so canadian tv (at least) aired entirely the wrong episode for Brilliant Minds??? because my, ahem, download is happily labelled 1x07 The Man from Grozny. but let me tell you. it is NOT 1x07 the man from grozny. it is in fact 1x08 the lovesick widow.
which is kinda a problem. especially if you watch the whole thing without realising. and something pivotal happened in 1x07
boo.
#i see that 1x07 did air properly in some places#so hopefully someone will be able to upload that somewhere at some point#sigh.#i mean#i'm deeply grateful for my automagic downloads and everyone who uploads stuff in the first place#so i can't honestly complain#but also. boo :(#in my brilliant minds era#z
hiii tumblr please may i sell u my friend's book? (maybe for christmas?? sorry i know it's only just november)
Margins by @landrybrennan (available in ebook or paper form at your local amazon^)
((^yes i knoooooow but it is the quickest/easiest approach for a baby author! I figure that's worth dealing with making bezos an infinitesimally teeny tiny bit richer))
I tried to take a mood lighting photo but i fucked up probably so this is what it says:
through his veins, so thick and slow. He finishes the last shot instead, then uses his free hand to reach forward and curl a finger through one of Elijah's belt loops, tugging him closer, Elijah perfectly sober and moving easily in response, comfortable where he lands between Alex's legs. "Careful," Elijah says again. "Because people might see us?" "Don't care about them," Eiljah murmurs. "And I'm not the one who's still sitting in the dark." "Just like they did." "Maybe." Alex nods, then feels the crease between his brows come and go. "That day at the café, when I said maybe I screwed up[...]"
do you love them yet? i love them a lot. Alex is. a mess <3 and Elijah is soooooo. idk. i love him
their whole story is sweet and achy and realistic and nothing's ever quite as simple as they want it to be. AND there's a whole second story in there too??? they discover handwritten notes in the margins (get it??) of a set of books and read through to figure out who and what and where. I can't say much more without spoilers!! but i love both stories and they feel realistic and nuanced and ugh too many feelings
"a love story within a love story" is like, the tagline and it's such a fucking delight honestly. a gentle read for december without being sticky sweet
oh and here's some official promo or whatever:
i will be eternally grateful if you reblog this for me*
tree! 🍂
Seven ??? Sunday
it feels like all this should make some sort of shawl scarf thing. somehow
idk all I've done so far is weigh everything a hundred different ways and come to zero conclusions
*time travel woosh noise* oh hey! no I left this in drafts this morning so now you get to see my frantic attempts at planning since then:
it's going...okay?? I think
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#i'm just. i'm sooooo tired of having to read through every post to find out if there's a hidden snark in it#do we have to do this. do we HAVE to#sigh#idk how many times i can say well. y'all are having fun it's okay through gritted teeth#can't tell who is reblogging light-heartedly. who didn't read it. who is enjoying being a dick and i should unfollow#fandom wank#ig#z
*puts three songs from moulin rouge on repeat*
it's fine this will fix me
Why are elephants such good travellers? They always have their trunks with them!
What's a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer.
Yesterday I saw an ant-elope — the first wedding of its kind.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 24 carrots.
What do you call an alligator with a vest? Invest-igator.
Happy bonfire night! Today we are comfy inside, pirating the display put on by the school opposite us!
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