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zahlibeth

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i've been lurking for 10 years so you'd think i'd know what i'm doing but I Do Not
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donnovien

Do you block people in the same fandom as you just because you don't like their takes?

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lazulisong

Besties I am forty or fifty years old and if I can avoid being annoyed by a stranger on the internet it is my bounden duty to do so.

For one thing, I have a blood pressure. For another, it's too damn easy to spread your bad mood from being slightly annoyed by knowing someone has a stupid opinion of your blorbo around and nobody needs that.

Slow the heat death of the universe. Block people who have takes you don't like.

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lailah-tov

Remember that thing in Good Omens where Crowley makes life on Earth more hellish by causing petty irritations that put people in bad moods and then they snap at other people and everyone gets a little more miserable? The block button is your way out of doing the devil's work for him.

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freewayshark
Anonymous asked:

describe your ideal romcom starring oliver and ryan!! what’s the plot? what’s the obstacle they have to overcome together? what does it take for them to confess their true feelings?

Oh man ok this is deceptively hard! Because I keep trying to put them as Buck and Eddie while thinking about it but I don’t actually want that I want something that stretches their acting chops. Or at least especially Oliver’s because I’ve seen Ryan do other kinds of things well.

I don’t know specifically about plot. But I would like it to be the type of romcom where there’s a heavy emphasis on fate, like When Harry Met Sally or Serendipity. And I would like to see Oliver playing the more curmudgeonly type that doesn’t really believe in fate, maybe not even love at all, and Ryan is the more carefree type where he’s got his heart on his sleeve and all he really wants to do is love someone and be loved in return, even when life hasn’t dealt him the best hand in that regard

And so maybe they come in and out of each other’s lives, catching each other in good times and bad, maybe they sleep together a time or two, but it’s never the right time, and Oliver’s character is too unwilling to believe in all of it even when maybe some of the times could be the right time

And maybe eventually they find themselves in some kind of role reversal where Oliver’s characters eyes have been opened to what he really has wanted all along that’s right there in front of him in Ryan’s character, but it might be a realization five minutes too late as Ryan’s character has gotten more jaded as things never worked out with Oliver or anyone else—maybe he’s settling for a relationship that’s clearly not right for him just because he can’t bear to keep holding out for Oliver’s character?—and so it’s Oliver’s character who has to make the trust fall just hoping that fate really has had his back all along so he can win the guy and, well

Of course they live happily ever after

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leothil

fic recs: archive edition 8

Happy Monday! This week's archive rec will be shorter, because the three works I wanted to include are all on the longer side, and I don't want to add too much to the pile all at once.

As always, previous posts in this series: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

i want your midnights by allyasavedtheday (@littlespoonevan) Eddie decides to rent out his spare room to help with his mortgage payments, and Buck has just decided to move out of Abby's apartment. Yes - oh my god, they were roommates! 36.4k words, rated T

Leave the Light On (I'll be Coming Home) by @hmslusitania After an accident at a call Eddie is missing, presumed... and Buck gets custody of Christopher to the fury of Eddie's parents. Meanwhile, in a tiny town in California, a John Doe wakes up at a hospital with no memory of who he is or where he came from. Listen to me. LISTEN. This fic will pull your heart out of your chest in the worst/best possible agony, and the catharsis might be the best you'll ever experience. 44.4k words, rated M

To Build a Home We Deconstruct Our Rituals by @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels After the shooting, Eddie feels like he has to make proper arrangements so that both Christopher and himself are taken care of if anything like it happens again. The solution is simple, really: he has to marry Buck. An absolutely lovely and wild idiots to lovers! To quote one of the work's tags: They're Literally Sharing a Bed and a Marriage and Yet. 44.2k words, rated E

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mellaithwen
two things my brain just made me suffer with, and so naturally I'm making it everyone else's problem <33

Buck's gotta be panicking - not just from the wtf of it all, and the where's Bobby of it all, but also with the idea that his weight is pushing on already cracked glass, and if he doesn't move carefully he could not only fall and kill himself, but he could fall through glass and hurt Hen. That the slightest movement could jar the precarious ambulance and hurt Chimney in the back, as well as impact on Eddie in the van that the ambulance is pinned against.

and secondly; imagine if Hen -- who's linked-trauma is being in an ambulance-crash already -- wakes up, still groggy from a likely concussion, and sees the familiar cracked windshield, blood visible in the spiderwebbed cracks, and for a second she's back at that intersection again--the lights were green the lights were green--but this time, it's Buck she think she's hit.

my god.

/just speculating shiz in my sandbox feel free to ignore <3

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