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i've been lurking for 10 years so you'd think i'd know what i'm doing but I Do Not
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hi?

hello! I'm zahli, welcome to my cave. currently on the walls is: 911 buddie AND bucktommy (drama left at the door please i am not dealing with this), an increasing obsession with Garrett Leigh's Rebel Kings MC series, and excited vibrations about the whole Trailhead series by @landrybrennan (go read Margins! and then take a deep breath ready for TIO), but you'll find other nonsense too. i will not apologise for occasional Destiel posting.

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i try to be somewhat organised but i promise nothing

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right/good

(wolf/nichols, set near the end of 1x07, 855 words)

He hadn’t expected to be the last to leave. Carol, at the very least, always seems perfectly content to engage with Wolf on a personal level, and that alone should’ve put her in a position to be the one seeking or offering comfort here, lingering near the stairs in Wolf's home while the sun struggles to rise. Instead, with paperwork signed and transport complete and a deep breath taken, she’d hugged Wolf and offered a quiet pre-dawn goodbye with the rest of them.

And with the banister behind him for support, only Josh remains.

Sighing, he looks toward the front door, closed with him on the wrong side of it, then Josh meets Wolf’s tired eyes and almost asks why Wolf isn’t nearly as confused by his presence as he is. He doesn’t want the answer, though—not after a night full of stars none of them could’ve wished upon—and he clears his throat to try something else instead.

“You did the right thing.”

“So you said,” Wolf replies with a sad almost-smile and a nod in the direction of the living room. “Before.”

“Yeah, I—it’s not just that,” Josh continues. “You did the good thing.”

“It’s been a while since I’ve bothered to parse those definitions for an audience willing to listen. Right. Good.” Wolf studies him a beat too long, then shakes his head and turns for the kitchen. “You want some coffee?”

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what's crazy is that max and tristan want the same long term relationship things (love, family, white picket fence) and max and avery want the same short term relationship things (fun hot sexy times) and avery and tristan want the same we've-been-friends-for-a-long-time things (respect, commitment, sunbathing)

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fleabagdiaz

it’s literally so fucking awesome that both the boys on the boat are like ummm I liked that threesome too much and it made me too happy and has also forced me to rethink aspects of my identity so instead of addressing any of that I’m going to say no thank you to the throuple this beautiful woman that I’m in love with is proposing. and I’m going to instead get mad at the guy that I had awesome sex with and am obsessed with.

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fleabagdiaz

odycule hive we need to lock the fuck in because as silly as this show is it’s also doing something that has literally never been done before and it’s gonna be a wild ride to get there but that’s what makes it fun!!! my guess is they won’t officially all get together until the end of the season or close to it bc this is literally The Main Plot of the show and they have to drag it out as long as possible. and also if they get another season they will definitely all break up and get back together and be in various duos for a while and get back together again and it’s going to be messy and fun okay!!! everyone hold my hand. real polyamory on network tv okay???? for REAL!!!!

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.

Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.

wow. really hope this isn't actually a norm taking hold with new users! this isn't facebook, you don't need to know people before following them

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westiec

this is the '10 year mutuals you've never spoken to once' site

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startrekgifs

Follow! REBLOG! It's how the site works!!

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This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

not so fast, in the review of gusteau’s anton ego compares gusteau to chef boyardee or hector boiardi with a tone implying that boyardee is dead and in history

given that gusteau died shortly after this and the will takes 2 years after death

assuming that ego’s review was the same year that boiardi died then the absolute EARLIEST the movie can take place is 1987

and about the incredibles, when looking for the scene with the newspaper i stumbled across this

a headline from 2002, and given that lawsuits generally take a while and september to december is really quick for the banning of supers so let’s say they were banned in mid 2003, at the EARLIEST incredibles can take place in 2018, with ratatouille taking place sometime in between 2003 and 2018

assuming that was a mistake, thunderhead died november 15 1958, a date where superheroes would’ve been illegal if incredibles 1 took place in 1962

and adding onto the impossibility of the date being 1962 his death is included in the shutdown reports of the national supers agency

so the year in which the movies take place is impossible to find because the staff of the incredibles couldn’t chose a date and commit to it

I take it back

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

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dog-potato

IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THAT THUNDERHEAD IS GAY?!?!

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dammitradar

OMG OMG OMG

“loves kids, adopted single father of 5 children, raising them with help of his roommate, Scott” 

oh my god, they were roommates

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doberbutts

Something something more representation for characters that are intended to be attractive than skinny able-bodied white people something something

The first time I dated a bear he had such a difficult time believing I could be attracted to him because he was fat and hairy and attractive people are not usually represented as fat and hairy. When we would talk about characters that we enjoyed in the various media we consumed together, no matter who I picked it would be a person that didn’t look like him. Either because people who looked like him were flat out not present within the story, or because those that did were always disgusting, mean-spirited, unlikeable, etc.

The few big n’ tall characters that are intended to be attractive and likeable tend to be non-human and bulk muscle, not fat, with minimal hair.

And that really... did a number on his self-esteem, because he had such a hard time believing that I could be attracted to him, with all of his weight and natural hair growth, because he would see me interested in characters that looked much more like me than him.

We always talk about how representation matters and gay representation is always so minimal in the first place, and when it is present it’s always someone skinny or built but never the dude with full beard and big stomach. Those exist too.

I love how people reblogged this with tags saying nice things about bears because all of the bears I’ve spoken to or dated have told me repeatedly that despite the assumed obsession with bears in the community... when it comes to actual romance and intimacy, many of them have given up finding anything even remotely close to long-term because no one seems to be willing to actually pursue them like that.

I know this guy who is literally married and he still brings up to his partner that he should lose weight for them and his partner has to remind him all the time that he is loved no matter what his body image tells him and that he should only try losing weight if he wants to. Not for anyone else except his own self.

The bear community is literally the best, no matter where I go if there’s a bear club there they are always super nice and welcoming and very come-as-you-are. So any big guys out there that may be reading this post and thinking it can’t possibly apply to you because you feel so unloved, it does apply to you and you do deserve happiness.

As a stud-lookalike turned trans otter, I'm loving that my post resonates with the gals too. You ladies are wonderful and I hope you too can find someone who loves you the way I love big fat hairy men. I hope someone loves you "because" of you and not "in spite" of you. I hope you get the happiness that you've been craving. I hope the rest of your days are filled with light and joy.

I wrote this post after a conversation I had with a guy I was dating at the time, but it hasn't stopped being true just because we no longer have a relationship. I hope every single person who saw hope for themselves because of this post knows how beautiful I think they are. Not in spite of their hair and their fat, but because of those things. I hope you can finally receive everything you've ever desired. And I hope one day you will look back on your past and be so very excited for your future.

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