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Months of the year

In Kanien’kéha (Mohawk)

Time of great coldness (January)- Tsiothorkó:wa

Days getting longer (February)- Enníhska

Days a lot longer (March)- Ennihskó:wa

Times of budding leaves (April)- Onerahtókha

Time of leaves getting bigger (May)- Onerahtokkó:wa

Time of wild strawberries beginning to ripen (June)- Ohiaríha

Time of wild strawberries beginning to ripen greatly (July)- Ohiarihkó:wa

Time of vegetables (August)- Sehskéha

Time of vegetables ripening (September)- Sehske’kó:wa

Time of nature getting poor (October)- Kenténha

Time of nature getting very poor (November)- Kentenhkó:wa

Time of coldness- Tsiothórha

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Estonian Midsummer's Eve Gothic

It’s raining. It’s always raining. Someone remembers a year when it wasn’t raining. They argue with ten other people over which year it was. 

There’s someone grilling sausages. There’s another person grilling sausages. Everyone is grilling sausages. Someone is offering you potato salad. 

There are mosquitoes trying to drink your blood. You spray mosquito repellent on yourself. Now there are more mosquitoes trying to drink your blood. 

You are drinking beer. Your friends are drinking beer. Your neighbour’s ten-year-old child is drinking kvass. Uncle Jaan is offering everyone vodka. 

The pile of stuff to burn is a meter high. Now it’s two. Now it’s five meters high. Someone tries to jump over it. 

You go into the woods looking for the fern flower. It does not exist. You aren’t sure why you are looking for it.

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‪Pay attention to your dreams from now until the weekend. The summer solstice is revealing new wisdom. Symbols and signs in waking life are also pouring in. The universe has a strong message this week for each one of us, work on deciphering what this means for you.‬

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Bilbo: Hm, what else can I do to scandalise my fellow Hobbits back in the Shire? Fall for my current boss and heir to a lost dwarven kingdom while I’m on a scandalous journey with 13 other dwarves and a dubious wizard to reclaim said kingdom!

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hplehkonen

Remember the one comic I made about Steven Universe that was like this? Well I haven’t seen Game of Thrones either. FINALLY a way for me to use my knowledge of NOT SEEING ANYTHING for drawings!!

You can find the Steven Universe one from the source.

Source: patreon.com
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myrskytuuli
Anonymous asked:

How to learn Finnish?

1. Buy a bottle of Koskenkorva, some HK-blue sausages, a batch of Karelian pies, and a container of mämmi.

2. Hike deep into the woods, so deep that you are surrounded only by silence, so deep that you know that you cannot be found by anyone.

3. Place your offerings on the root of an ancient tree or a great glacier boulder and plead for the old gods to bless you with the gift of the l a n g u a g e. 

4. Väinämöinen himself will descend from the skies and fill your head with the knowledge of w o r d s. 

5. As you lay on the forest floor in indescribable mix of agony and ecstasy, she will come. Lovetar, the mother of all evil, will crawl from the deep dark of the earth itself and whisper into your ear the powerful c u r s e  w o r d s that should only be used during the most desperate circumstances of death, peril, or when sweden wins a hockey match against the Finnish team.

6. You have now been burdened and blessed with Finnish.

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mymmelimyy

Based on true story bro

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oooh hungarian sounds good in metal too :D

in case anyone’s wondering, it sorta sounds like finnish but idk there’s more of those central european consonant clusters than we have so. 

this is actually pretty decent i think? just funny to have a decent metal band in the campest pop trash competition....

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