My baby daddy deep divin the ocean the same way he deep dives this pussy yall!
AND he got a thin waist, pretty face he a WHOLE ASS BUFFET and not just a dinner plate okurrr!!!
I mean he’s a big boi. just look at them long ass legs and those pecs dayumnnnnn those button ups do him justice and that ocean is my lower body rn---
I just wanna bite his hip boneeeeee
AND his hair is SO fluffy! I just want to run my fingers through it and sing him lullabies! I am tired of the angst! Just let Lucien and I live our cottage core dreams together! I'll bake us bread and he will take care of our plant babies and we will watch the stars every night!!!
THEN baba has the AUDACITY! to stroll up in that damn turtle neck and that suit which is just too fucking cute on him! Grey is his color and he knows it and I-fhdwhluhfwde
He DO be mad luxurious, and we do be fuckin.
That and Ares stopped by to see Ares. This game FUCKING NAILSSSSS ITTTT when it comes to adding those little secrincities to the characters!!!! I love it!!
And then there is you bitch. I like you! BUT you’re my second favorite bc even Lucien’s twisted psycho ass is sweeter to me than you are and that's saying a lot bc that boy choked the fuck out of me in an alternate reality. I can’t say I hated it though.
BUTTTTT I have had ENOUGH of your name calling!!!
AND spoiler alert, its ME who is finna shoot your sexy ass! OH yeh!!! I was playing you all along baby boy! You and that....very....very sexy body...
GUYS I CAN’T WAKE UP THIS WET IT’S LIKE FEMALE MORNING WOOD UP IN THIS BITCH.
and just when I thought all hope was lost for Victor and I was already preparing to sing Come Get Her by Rae Sremmurd (Goldman was going to sing the rap btw) at his funeral it happened.
Like an angel (a bitchy one) descending from the heavens.
The Victor I had always imagined.
FENCING VICTORRR YASSSSS!!! (I thought his sports card was going to be this tbh)
Like so Victor and so cute!!! You get to live this time ya bitch.
Also am I the only one that feels like Victor got some work done in the last few cards? lol Like his face is a wittle more smushy and it is honestly too cute!!
I think that he’s gotten a little bit into the habit with snaking with us haha.
OVERALL~ these cards are all hotter than hell and I can’t wait to spend all my life savings on 2D men.
