it’s so crazy how you can outline a character in extensive detail and when you start writing them they just Happen in a completely different way to all of that and you’re like well fuck, okay, i better adjust the plot accordingly for this person who WAS NOT INVITED and just SHOWED THE FUCK UP and insisted upon themselves
Malice I’m glaring at you
tumblr has basically stopped notifying me about anything at this point so please don’t think I’m ignoring you if you tag me in something, I just haven’t been receiving notifications!
Lol so me
Days 8+9
And like, don’t give me that shit “Asian food is all the same” cause white people food is just different shapes of bread
whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?
Yes. Writing a book is the easiest thing in the whole world. In fact, let me show you just how easy it is!
Goal: change all this paper into a book.
Eh, not that hard. I mean, you just have to read, right?
Maybe scratch a few notes in the margins as reminders.
Yeah, writing and editing isn’t time consuming or painstaking at all.
In fact, I find it quite relaxing. Good meditation. No stress whatsoever!
I mean, it’s not like writing a book involves any train of thought or decision making, like when to cut scenes, because whatever you write is perfect and there to stay!
I mean, come on, it’s not like I’m going to rewrite the first chapter 51 TIMES to make sure it’s how I want it, right? That’d be crazy.
And no, it’s not like I spent over 3,000 HOURS READING AND REVISING 14 DRAFTS OF THE BOOK to make this book readable.
No sweat, no tears, no blood, and DEFINITELY no coffee stains.
Nope, writing is the easiest job in the world. I don’t see why anyone thinks otherwise. I mean, all we do is scribble words and take a few out, right?
We feel no satisfaction AT ALL when we receive a shipment of the final product for a book signing. *yawn* BOR–ING.
Nope, we don’t get excited at all. It’s just another day in the life.
And the sequels? Bitch, please. That’s child’s play.
You’re right. Writing a book is so easy. It’s not stressful, not exciting, and it’s definitely not worth the reward of holding something that USED TO BE EXCLUSIVELY IN YOUR HEAD AND NOW YOU GET TO SHARE IT WITH THE WHOLE WORLD.
Im not sure this scares me or inspires me…
so much more respect for writers now
- were street lamps invented in ww2????
- how much does an arm cost tho
- Everyone is nodded. All the heads are nodding in this conversation
- wait no it was raining wasn’t it *looks back ten pages* yeah okay why did i do that
- It’s still night right?
- It’s been night for like 30 years at this point
- what’s that guy’s name again? I should know this these are my babies
- I have no idea how you guys are going to get out of this alive so figure it out kids
- *googles* how to travel across Europe during the middle ages
- effects of the bubonic plague???
- shoot, comas don’t work like I want them to. I need a convenient coma
- Everyone has the ability to quirk one eyebrow why is this
- how smart are rats
- I think they’ve sighed like 30 times now
- how do i describe what its like to run a mile I’ve never done that in my life
- Im sure its just like super hard
- No one cares about the weather stop
- i just wrote twenty pages in two hours why cant i do this in school
- everyone smirks too much but what else do i say its not a smile its too sad for that
- and now everyone is just ‘smiling sadly’.
- chuckled sounds like santa clause but laugh is too much but snickered is evil but giggled is too bubbly…
- what is the purpose of a rubber duck
- no, don’t make references this is a serious piece of literature
- “now if I reverse the polarity of the neutron flow”
- okay i need tea and music and oh wow look at that someone liked my tumblr post…
yes.
“I need a convenient coma.”
i know its unhealthy to live in your own dream world but like…its safe bitch
when ur lingo gets picked up by ur friends
It hurts how relatable this is
I don’t think ppl realize that the oldest “millenials” are like 30+ now. We know what vhs tapes and CDs are. If you mean teenagers, say teenagers.
